John Escobedo

[John Escobedo @th3Esc0bedo]

Had a dream I was basically Tanjiro and I had to fight Adam Smasher and Upper Moon One. I'm afraid my dreams will never peak like this again.

[SK⚡️ @raptalksk]

fuck every AI commercial aired tonight

[meg ❄️ | account closing? @zaynesjasmine]

employed mfs be like “damn i gotta do my gacha dailies and renew my monthly pass”

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

I can’t believe what I’m living through. At some point we have to acknowledge that the median American voter is braindead and equally responsible for this evil simply by being too lazy to open a fucking book.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom.

[Jay @jayiinging]

thank god likes are private bc I be liking both sides of the argument like the snake i am

[Kish 🇭🇹 @kishswim]

We’re not meant to live like this bro we are not

[John Escobedo @th3Esc0bedo]

Realized all I've been doing is retweeting. If any of y'all see this hi, miss you and I'm still very much alive ❤️

[Mr. Spidops @LeleBestScarfer]

@vamptact FUCK YOU ILL NEVER EAT TOMATOES

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Dear Media:

THIS is how you push back on the misinformation being sold as fact by Republicans.

Take notes from Don Lemon.
DO YOUR DAMN JOBS.

[Victor Shi @Victorshi2020]

Let me get this straight: The same Supreme Court that ruled colleges CAN’T use race in the admissions process has just ruled that law enforcement officers CAN use race to conduct raids and detain people. You can’t make this up.

[CharlieIntel @charlieINTEL]

we need to go back to simpler, vertical UIs in games

[Frog 🔻 @ColdEmpanadas]

my favorite genre of tweet is conservative guy asking grok "is this true" and then arguing with it when it doesn't give him the answer he likes

[Lauren Rinaldi 🧚‍♀️ @LRinaldiArt]

Oh no I really hope Bill Clinton isn’t in the Epstein files, I’ll have to get rid of my Bill Clinton hat and my Bill Clinton sneakers and my Bill Clinton cologne and my Bill Clinton watch and take down my Bill Clinton flag and I’ll have to delete my Bill Clinton nft trading cards

[Lindsay Ballant @lindsayballant]

As someone who's been applying for months I can say from personal experience that qualified employees are buried in AI-generated rejections. Great system we've set up here

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Phillies mascots recreated the viral moment of the CEO caught cheating at the Coldplay concert 😭

[✨ѕωєєт ℓ є є ƒ✨ @sweet_leef]

@osadogling i’m not here for the likes i’m here for the yap