Elijah Mikaelson

Depressed United fan

[Elijah Mikaelson @th3_868]

@711_Joseph Capitalism loves you lol

[Elijah Mikaelson @th3_868]

Interesting you guys understanding preferences but if someone said they date white it’s an issue

[CDT @CDT416_]

Why are people upset, what happened to letting people have their preferences lol?

[Elijah Mikaelson @th3_868]

Stay out of our business

[Roland @HuntersVolley]

This got UK twittah PISSED how much do y’all be bunnyhopping over there

[Elijah Mikaelson @th3_868]

If wasn’t for abortion I’d have 2 Jayden’s rn crazy stuff

[Stay Focused @liluzifartt]

Thank god for abortion or I would have had a half Chinese kid in 2018 I’m dead serious

[Elijah Mikaelson @th3_868]

This ain’t a flex as there’s a lot of simps out there

[isa 🇵🇸 @echoestesfaye]

Good thing your gender sends me money then

[Elijah Mikaelson @th3_868]

OKAY

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

He went to MEAT his maker.

[Elijah Mikaelson @th3_868]

@MansaCam - check this out

[Dieudonne @Dieudonnem55]

[THREAD]
Attention Black men. Below is a thread of summarised points from this article regarding black men using AI as its very long.

[Elijah Mikaelson @th3_868]

You’re just as cucked as those white guys who find out a white girl has a black ex/body

[Makz @MakzedOut]

Finding out a girl you’re speaking to has a white body/ex might lead the mind into psychosis

[Elijah Mikaelson @th3_868]

Good Pam

[Elijah Mikaelson @th3_868]

Altered my brain chemistry

[retro charm @retrocharm_]

Rosie Huntington Whiteley in Transformers 3 (2011)

[Elijah Mikaelson @th3_868]

@711_Joseph So we just gonna avoid discussing the massive job losses and displacement?

[Elijah Mikaelson @th3_868]

This video did something to me

[Famous👑 @thatfamousboi]

Elisha Cuthbert as Danielle in 'The Girl Next Door' (2004)

[Elijah Mikaelson @th3_868]

@Joelxkodjo No wife material is a Jay-z rn. They just finished their Pilates session at third space

[Elijah Mikaelson @th3_868]

@4larin_ Yea but I mean how lol. We’ll be able to do our jobs more efficiently no?

[Elijah Mikaelson @th3_868]

No the black community is truly cooked

[Lippy @LickshotLippy]

You 'the black community is cooked' guys are the most BLM'd off as well. The only reason I don't think you're actually pricks is because I genuinely think it's not your fault. But we as black people need to use our inside voices when criticising the community sometimes

[Elijah Mikaelson @th3_868]

@4larin_ Why do you think you’re cooked ?

[Elijah Mikaelson @th3_868]

Willingly being a single mother is insane

[PoliticsBabe @Bellhookschild]

There's a growing movement of women choosing to be single mothers and as long as you have community or are able to pay for support I don't see a problem because most of you in marriages are with men who believe it's a woman's job to do everything related to the house and children

[Elijah Mikaelson @th3_868]

You guys don’t know the Armageddon this will cause

[Alexander @alexanderrX_]

people are scared about their jobs and i understand why. every six months the thing gets meaningfully better and nobody can tell you where it stops.

you either learn to use it before your employer decides you can’t, or you leave the game entirely and go and live in the countryside. those are the doors

[chl$ @chelsssseeeea]

Every time a new AI agent comes out, or some new capability gets announced, part of me is amazed by it and another part of me feels this weird sense of loss/grief. Like with every upgrade the version of life we grew up expecting gets a little further away.

Work, creativity, the internet, how we learn, how we talk to each other, what it even means to be good at something… all of it feels like it’s starting to move out from underneath us.

I’m excited about the future and I think what’s coming is incredible. But there’s still something in my soul that feels like life as we knew it, or maybe life as we thought it was going to be, is slipping away and we’ll never get it back and never be able to dream up what’s going to be in its place.

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Excuse me I’m about to sound very dramatic, but. You can’t expedite your own becoming. It starts with outsourcing annoying tasks you don’t want to do but before you know it your life is utterly devoid of the necessary friction of existence. Literally no meaning. This sucks shit