Depressed Hypeman

26 years old | She/They | I run on spite and Mt. Dew Fruit Punch Kickstart

[Michaela @mimizima_]

2026 is so stupid I can’t believe we get to watch the myth of Narcissus play out in real time on our handheld devices

[Samantha the Womantha @Outlet_Taster]

Checked out the video. Its literally about how people aren't just failing to understand art, but refusing to engage with it.

[june akiyama 🍉 @junejutsukaisen]

You could show me this clip once everyday for the rest of my life and there will never be a time where it doesn’t make me laugh

[steely danielson @AlmotsGraps]

once saw two dudes who do calisthenics at the park get into a scrap and this exact sequence happened

[☆⨻𝔉𝔯𝔢𝔡𝔡𝔦𝔢⨻☆ @ToxicDeathRider]

This lady is far too cool for that company

[terrace🍎 @kikicandyapple]

being called a pokemon larper because i like the new games even though ive been a fan of the franchise since i was like 5

[Carolyn Wang 凯伦 @caro_irl]

i will never surpass this - best post of mtgtwt perhaps ever. just look at it. its perfect

[Aaimz Tako🎙🐙🔞 @Aaimz]

Of course 🌹

[KJGD | Gazun💮 @Gazungamer]

Zangoose and Seviper for the past 20 years apparently

[Ghost Ivy ☂︎ @aaronivvy]

can’t stop thinking about this

[🧲Peyton🧲 @PWC_3]

Mox needs to start diversifying his gear again. This gear rules

[Raion @Raion74_]

Miu Watanabe is out of her mind

[Dwayne ‘Big HC’ Yamamoto @HappyCorbin]

Yall was deadass busy watching Dark Order graps on the other channel while this was going on btw

[Spyros @tsunderemydei]

Well damn thats a bad ass bitch stellar blade 3 should have a fat black woman shaking ass thatd lowkey serve

[Depressed Hypeman @th3fonz_]

@RackZXV @Muzzle_Mvtt

[「🆁🅰🅲🅺🆉」 @RackZXV]

Once again thank y’all so much for all of the support <3
To celebrate reaching another milestone, I’ll be doing a ych raffle. Info down below ;3

[Lady Frost @RealLadyFrost]

Say it louder for those who NEVER FUCKING LISTENED

[steely danielson @AlmotsGraps]

deadass how it felt seeing Walter get eliminated first at Survivor Series '19

[L0rdskywarp @L0rdskywarppp]

Wasn’t even in the script they just couldn’t take Jared Leto anymore and did this to him

[Solar🔞👣 @Solar_the_Mutt]

I swear every kink starts out like:
"Ew id never like that, disgusting"
Turning into:
"Mgmmpf fu-fuck yeah *sniff* let me lick those *sniff* nghh fuck let me lick those pits *sniff* c-clean mghhh oh fuckghh"