Th3Senator

Co-Host of the comedy podcast Increasingly Verbose, available anywhere you get your podcasts!

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@TheyCa11MeDusty Weird, since I've been kicking a children's tylenol addiction 😳

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@MSNBC @MariahCarey @KamalaHarris @tacobell I changed an "out of order" sign at work today.

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@WillyLo Dont worry, ill dm you every tweet I ever tweet. Ever.

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Taking a stinky poop but also smelling my hella awesome brown butter and sugar body wash in between wafts... @mikeroweworks @elonmusk @MikeTyson

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Me when it's not chili dog time

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My farts stink like a chicken ramen seasoning packet 👉😎👉

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Who tf nutted on my garbanzoberry cake?

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My pee smells like cooked beef

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On the topic of nasty coworkers, anyone else ever notice someone not wash their hands before leaving the restroom? Weekly I notice dudes piss AND OR SHIT and leave the bathroom without washing their hands... OMG as im typing this someone just shit and rinsed their hands. No soap!

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It's 8am and I already watched a coworker eat 5 bags of fruit snacks and pick their nose and wipe it on their pants.

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@RealWebologist @FoxNews Cry about it snowflake

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I've now run two pens out of useable ink this year.

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We found out how to make a tiktok

https://t.co/q5au411WKX

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Monday morning cartoons ft. @rollothebear007 and myself

https://t.co/CM3nZDXtDu

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Now what?

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@WillyLo Me and da boys rollin up

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@WillyLo You want me to talk with them 🤌🤌

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Ever expanding loquaciousness

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Surely

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@BeckettWallace I only enjoy the pits. The skin and flesh make me feel eel-like.