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living la vida loca 💃🏻

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My name is so boring. Can I change it to like Electra or something?

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Tom just FaceTimed me asking me to help him find his AirPods (he was on his way to work). I was like babe....... they’re in your ears. 😂😂😂

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Feeling pretty damn happy lately, so if my health could cooperate...

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I wish I had the willpower of Derek from Step Brothers who hasn't had a carb since 2004.

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You may not know what you have until it’s gone, but it’s also true that you don’t know how much something is hurting you until you cut the cord.

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RIP to all the traveling I was supposed to do this year.

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@petitebairn Moms be assholes like that

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I cooked breakfast this morning while Tom washed the dishes. He’s cleaning off my car while I fold his laundry. We both work, we both clean, and we both have fun + relax together. Why couldn’t I have had this relationship so much sooner 😩♥️ I don’t freakin ask for much.

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I wish I could get through an entire workday without a migraine.

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Missing my family today, but very thankful they’re all safe and have full bellies. Happy Thanksgiving everyone. ♥️🦃🍽

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Work pisses me off so much. 🙃

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Why did I buy Christmas decorations on Etsy and not look at how long they were going to take to ship? Bruh I don’t want my light up snowflakes in mf January 😫😩😭

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Pretty much done with my Christmas shopping already and I’m so excited about everyone’s gifts this year!!! 🎁🎁🎁🎁

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My niece is the epitome of perfection and cuteness 🤩

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It’s time to shop for xmas gifts, so, if anyone else wants to start some shit with me and exit my life to save me some $$, lmk now. 🥰😘

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I like my job but WHY DOES EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY HIGHER UP’S IGNORE ME?! If we were in the office & not working from home you couldn’t just leave me on read. I kind of need to know how to do my job I’m NEW HERE thanks, end rant.

P.S. YOUR BAD- you’re paying me to do nothing 🤷🏼‍♀️

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$7,000 out of $8,000 reached! We are so close to the goal! Thank you SO much to anyone who shared/donated or who can! ♥️

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Please donate if you are able! My sister-in-law Juliana (Navarro) Thayer fights cancer https://t.co/w2EBpjekl0

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My boyfriend falls asleep in thirty seconds and it takes me four hours, eight bong packs, five cigarettes, three glasses of water, 18 life decisions, and a few promises to the universe that I know I won’t keep. Why is it so easy for some people?! 😩

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Juliana’s GoFundMe is at over half its goal, I’m so thankful for everyone’s generosity it makes my heart melt seriously. 😭♥️😩