Ian Alexander

Father. Pediatric Dentist. ATL Braves Fan.

[Ian Alexander @thaCIAguy]

*Ordering Burrito @Chipotle*
Me: And queso please.
Worker: Sure. *ladles*
M: Oh more queso please.
W: *glances up*
M: More...more queso please.
W: *ladles*
M: Mor...
W: Sir.
M: *crying* More queso. Please.
W: *ladles* *crying*
Restaurant: *crying*
M: *sobbing* queso...
#queso

[Ian Alexander @thaCIAguy]

Just entered this Larkin Poe Bloom contest! Enter here: https://t.co/zqwguuyO5I

[Ian Alexander @thaCIAguy]

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[Ian Alexander @thaCIAguy]

Me with Unsuspecting Coworkers:
Y'all ever feel like the best things in life have already happened and you left it behind without knowing and now you're just making the best of what you've got? Anyway Happy Halloween. #MillennialHorrorStory #2Spooky4Me #HappyHalloween #TooScary?

[Ian Alexander @thaCIAguy]

*Duvall gets a hit*

Joe Buck: That wasn’t pretty but he’ll take it. HEY DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN OZUNA GOT ARRESTED FOR DOMESTIC VIOLENCE?!

#braves #WorldSeries #forreal #joebuck

[Ian Alexander @thaCIAguy]

My Dr. in 20 years: You’re in relatively good shape. Your diet’s fine. I can’t figure out where your heart problems are coming from.
Me: Last test was a swing and a miss?
Dr.: Unfort—wait… You’re not a Braves fan are you?
Me: Life long!
Dr.: Oh… oh dear...
#Braves #nlcs #dying

[Ian Alexander @thaCIAguy]

@BeatTheFreeze I had a pebble in my shoe I think.

[Ian Alexander @thaCIAguy]

@_VictorRashad_ @Braves @BeatTheFreeze @RaceTrac I came in 3rd in my 5k today though haha!

[Ian Alexander @thaCIAguy]

@Braves @BeatTheFreeze @RaceTrac This was an amazing experience and an item on my bucket list I didn’t even know needed to be checked off! I’ve wanted to get on the Braves field since I wore #10 in little league, and my son got to watch me do it. Thank you @Braves, @ATLGeoffrey, @BeatTheFreeze, @NoStressTalton

[Ian Alexander @thaCIAguy]

@_VictorRashad_ @Braves @BeatTheFreeze @RaceTrac Oh wait that was me!

[Ian Alexander @thaCIAguy]

@_VictorRashad_ @Braves @BeatTheFreeze @RaceTrac Not a snowball’s chance.

[Ian Alexander @thaCIAguy]

I am racing #BeatTheFreeze tonight at @TruistPark during the 6th inning. If you are unfamiliar with this, it’s where a former track star gives a hefty head start to a fan and then comes from behind to smoke them, humiliating him for all eternity.

...so... Wish me luck! @Braves

[Ian Alexander @thaCIAguy]

@DarkMatters95 @atlcha @BradGuzanIsGOAT @JomboyMedia And you don’t get paid to make that call so that’s cool. Problem is these other dudes are getting paid A LOT and made a terrible call after looking at it in slow motion for 7 minutes.

[Ian Alexander @thaCIAguy]

@espn You’re talking out the side of your mouths. You all are the same people who were saying in-game that there wasn’t enough to overturn the call and “it’s still 50/50.” Don’t try and save face with us. Ridiculous call and ridiculous announcing. #hindsight @mlb #getridofreolay

[Ian Alexander @thaCIAguy]

The ONLY good thing that’s going to come from the horrible call in the @Braves and @Phillies game is that you know @Jomboy_ and @JomboyMedia is going to break it the hell down and reveal the truth.
#Braves #baseball #getridofreplay

[Ian Alexander @thaCIAguy]

Wife on Her Phone Talking to Herself “Ohhh! I’d love to have that!”

Me Walking By: “Hm. I can remember that without writing it down.”

Narrator: “But that’s the thing about pride...”

#christmas #shopping #dumbdumbdummy #maybeavacuum

[Ian Alexander @thaCIAguy]

Me: Ok. I’m going to reach into his candy bucket and whatever I pull out I’ll eat.
*Pulls Out Almond Joy and Smarties*
Me: Ok forget that. Where’s the peanut butter cups.

#dadtax #halloweencandy #dentaldad @reeses

[Ian Alexander @thaCIAguy]

@diesel1055 I can’t take this.

[Ian Alexander @thaCIAguy]

@Peter_Balfour21 @Jomboy_ My man. He’s been very inconsistent. I’m on the edge of my seat each pitch because I don’t know what this guy will call.

[Ian Alexander @thaCIAguy]

@atlgator68 @grantmcauley It was the stache.

[Ian Alexander @thaCIAguy]

@Jomboy_ Turned out to be the winning run.