GIDƎON

Black Gentleman | Software Engineer | Content Creator

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

This tragedy did not even make the news. What’s the value of the average Nigerian life?

[𝕂𝕦𝕤𝕤𝕞𝕒𝕟 @kusssman]

New avatar is a woman too.
We can finally slander Korra without being called misogynists.

[St1ka @St1ka]

Really cool of Sony to give everyone a free, hands-on preview of their all-digital future today

[Ibeh @masurge7]

Ministry of Health gets N36m for the health of 250 million people.

Fake agency to get N1.3bn.

But Relax, Tinubu is fixing Nigeria 👍

[Raven @raven_brah]

HR recruiters when you apply to a job they posted

[Casey Kenny Mongillo (ケイシ・モンジロ) 🌟 @CaseyTheVA]

Huh. Turns out play *does* have limits.

[gst @wearegst]

The CBN doesn't want you to see what it is doing with your money.

[kayla @brunettemocha]

when the debt collectors start calling you from different phone numbers 15 times a day to make a payment

[🦋 @RISEOFVENUS]

netflix when they deny access to my other device because i only paid for the most basic plan

[SUPERBRO @Rushu_Tushu]

apple store employee after I ask them to repair my EarPods I bought in 2016:

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

pharmacists when customers arrive at the pharmacy

[𝙈𝙧𝙕𝙚𝙙💫 @spinitbackzed]

Me when my friend asks for Hotspot

[pickle @picklezazs]

asked my sister if she wanted anything she said no and now she wants my fries

[𝙈𝙧𝙕𝙚𝙙💫 @spinitbackzed]

When i offer to pay for bro's food but he starts saying words like "large", "double" and "extra"

[saturn @Iadybarbie]

coworker said he doesnt go to the cinema to save money

[zoe @gayrdians]

when you get called into work

[madelyn✨ @maddiexdrew]

when i ask the movie theater employee if they have any old posters

[Carbon Helium @CarbonHelium]

“It’s fine, I’ll just wait until the film is on streaming”

[zoe @gayrdians]

when i fast forward a youtuber’s sponsorship