Kristine Kimberley

[Kristine Kimberley @thaaochinator_8]

I don't really have anything funny to tweet so here's a video of me cuddling a cold piglet at work ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Gene Trevino @GenoVeno73]

A year from now when groceries don't cost less, gas doesn't cost less, utilities don't cost less, and you're still paying taxes on everything — I'm going to remind every single one of you MAGA morons that you traded the lives, dignity, and freedoms of your mother's, wives, daughters, and sisters for the promise of cheaper goods that you didn't get just to install a 34 count convicted felon, adjudicated rapist, pedophile, insurrectionist, security risk, dictator wannabe as President of the United States.

WE ALL WARNED YOU!!

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

Really is a tough call.

On one hand - every Nobel prize winning economist is adamantly stating that Harris has a significantly better economic plan

But on the other hand - the dumbest people I’ve ever interacted with say Trump is a good businessman

Quite the dilemma

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

the amount of women expressing “i cannot date someone who votes for trump” and the amount of men responding “we should be able to disagree on things” illustrates these women’s point quite well

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

the one-two punch of voting for a rapist who plans to relegate women to second-class citizenship AND not understanding why that makes you undateable is precisely why she won’t speak to you bro

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

It's my daughter's birthday and she came home from preschool and told me "If it's your birthday on the day when the goats come, you get to have one stand on your back." And yes that SOUNDS like crazy talk but I did find this in my email:

[Victor Shi @Victorshi2020]

I really need everyone to understand how big Call Her Daddy/Alex Cooper is:

—Second-most popular podcast in the world; 5+ million downloads a week
—Most-listened to podcast among women ages 18-24
—Reaches a lot of people who are NOT political

So, yes, this matters & is huge.

[Vittoria @vitt2tsnoc]

Woman drugged and raped by almost 100 men for a decade. Another woman strangled and her body blended into a puree. Yet you men still won't (and I mean WON'T) acknowledge the very real epidemic of male violence towards women. LOOK at what we live in fear of, for FUCK sake.

[Katie @KayTeeeOh]

Brittany Mahomes after seeing Taylor’s Kamala endorsement

[Kimbrrlee 🐞 @Kimbrrleeee]

Not my jam, but I feel like some of you guys would want to know that this is at Sam’s Club 🤭

[inqilāb @tastefullysaucy]

Steven Van de Velde flew to a whole other country to drug a 12 year old girl with alcohol and repeatedly raped her. She self harmed and overdosed in an attempt to take her own life due to the trauma. He only served 12 months. I say people haven't gone far enough.

[Kristine Kimberley @thaaochinator_8]

@mie_maryerm The replies 😭😂 omfg males really love exposing themselves and their lack of accountability is INSANE

[James Jones @jamesjonesesq]

Yall please RT any and all posts you see of Frederick Richard. Even though Frederick scored the highest score for team USA, major news outlets are trying to erase him by saying that some other gymnast who only did one event led the team to win a medal.

[Leah Greenberg says NO KINGS ❌👑 @Leahgreenb]

not kidding at all when I say that the model that Doug Emhoff is setting for men to be powerfully, joyfully supportive of their spouses will have lasting cultural implications

[Allen Ellison @AllenLEllison]

Let me just park these facts right here. 💙🇺🇸

[Henry VIII @SussexHenryVIII]

The worst thing that could happen during Biden's second term is that he dies... and we get Kamala Harris. I am okay with that.

The worst thing that could happen during Trump's second term is that the USA descends into full blown fascism. I am not okay with that.

[chawkeyes @gundchase]

I arrived in Beijing and guess what I see at the airport? A Chinese man wearing an Iowa hat. I naturally said “Go Hawks.” He didn’t speak English but responded “Caitlin Clark.”

Growing the game.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Hold the fuck on, hold the motherfucking fuck on a second… are people actually out there talking about a Trump win being “inevitable”?
You’re talking about the twice impeached, quadruply indicted, 34-times convicted, adjudicated rapist, business fraud who kept our national security secrets in his f’ng bathroom and wanted to see his VP hanged for not breaking democracy?
The sociopath who golfed while thousands of Americans were dying a day and asked about injecting bleach is some kind of fucking “given”?
The “dictator on day one” who said he could shoot someone in the middle of Fifth Avenue and would inherit a Supreme Court that would actually let him? That guy’s winning is already written?
Really?
The child-separating racist who is promising detention camps and mass deportations?
The Putin puppet who’ll abandon NATO?
We’re just gonna surrender to that fucking guy and all the accompanying awful that comes with him?
Now? In JULY?!?
Because he’s got a pantyliner on his ear thanks to a twisted fuck who got his hands on a weapon we’ve all been trying to ban??

Are you fucking high?

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: In a shocking announcement, after declaring he knew nobody from Project 2025, Donald Trump just promised to put Project 2025’s author, Tom Homan, in his Administration. Retweet so all Americans see this and know Trump will implement Project 2025