Thaddeus Daniels

International criminal and two-time Office trivia champ. Writing JavaScript and fiction from a Toyota Tacoma. I wish I was a little bit taller. Save yourselves.

[Thaddeus Daniels @thad_tothebone]

"Place item in bagging area"
Yeah I know
"Place item in bagging area"
I KNOW
"She never loved you"
OBVIOUSLY
"Please take your receipt"
OKAY

[Lane Johnson @LaneJohnson65]

RT for a chance to win a limited edition A Philly Special Christmas Special album & Kelly Green jersey - both signed by yours truly! 🦅🎄 #FlyEaglesFly

@LaneJohnson65 #WPMOYChallenge #ProBowlVote

[litquidity @litcapital]

She’s a 9.1 but she’s inflation

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Umpire, two yards directly behind home plate, calls a strike

Me, 1,384,756 feet away and closer to left field: “ok I don’t know about that one man”

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Let's go walkin', Sssspp

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Thaddeus Daniels
1993-2022
Cause of Death:

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

Should we REALLY make our schedule release video an anime?

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@oklajustin 😂😂

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Apple is trying to ruin baseball, presumably to get back at jocks?

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@oklajustin They won’t rest until they’ve come for us all

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@oklajustin They’re coming for your precious nba too

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“We got stats and a scoreboard ready for the broadcast”

“And commentators?”

“…What are commentators”

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Revenge of the Nerds IV

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@AlekPope @NFLDraft @Eagles @GeorgiaFootball Brother 100%

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This does not track with my science fair project

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@AlekPope I am crying

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@oklajustin Hunnit

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Attention @bigplay24slay, @Rodney_McLeod4, and @2live_AM. I’m getting married in Alabama this Saturday. Y’all can either come to the wedding or absolutely shut TB12 down on Sunday. The choice is yours.

#FlyEaglesFly

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@AlekPope Thats the plan! 🤘🤘

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Seems promising!!?¿??.??:??, ta??d

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@drewmo92_ 😂 I’m about to wrap up a software engineering course. We gotta catch up!

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2010 - “When will I EVER use this,” I mutter, sitting in calculus, Blink-182 in my headphones, hair in my eyes, keys clipped to a belt loop

2021 - “Oh,” I say, sitting in data structures and algorithms, hair in my eyes, Blink-182 in my headphones, keys clipped to a belt loop