Too sHort

"oh, change the record!" I'm a Slytherin.

[Tukach Shakur 🏴‍☠️ @its_kachi]

LMAO

[Too sHort @thadon_dada]

jesus christ I love lexi

[Too sHort @thadon_dada]

WHAT

[Queen of The North @PozeKoW_]

He beat him like he stole something…literally

[Too sHort @thadon_dada]

@Atmvn WHUT

[Jessica 💜 @JUSS_JRICH]

There are ppl who cook eggs with a fork and there are ppl who cook eggs with a knife.

You already know who the serial killer is without me saying it.

[Too sHort @thadon_dada]

@xela_owen what you get?

[Marie Hurabiell for Congress @MHurabiell]

That's some quick thinking.

Totally worth $5 a gallon.

[Too sHort @thadon_dada]

she punched the cake

[Too sHort @thadon_dada]

@gretawhat knew I forgot something!! I'm grateful for your correction

[Too sHort @thadon_dada]

@gretawhat happy thanksgiving, zukauskite(sp)!

[Too sHort @thadon_dada]

@gretawhat oh I don't know them

[Too sHort @thadon_dada]

🥲

[CBS Mornings @CBSMornings]

Families are reuniting across the globe as pandemic travel restrictions ease in some countries.

After moving to Australia shortly before the pandemic, Ciaran Joyce’s mom surprised him at a London pub — after two years apart.

[Too sHort @thadon_dada]

LOL 😂

[Queen of The North @PozeKoW_]

I have a big pimple on my chest and this kid gonna ask me why do I have nipples everywhere 🥴

[Yennifer 🇭🇳 @queenyennifer_]

You’re supposed to clean your place before you leave for a trip. I don’t know who made that rule but that’s the rule.

[Too sHort @thadon_dada]

@gretawhat okay but did you have miss nelson in red?

[Too sHort @thadon_dada]

@HailtotheV__ 😂 I just got here. what did you do?

[baesia ❦ @BAES1A]

Basically 😭😭

[Too sHort @thadon_dada]

@HailtotheV__ chile WHAT