Martha Gutsmiedl

sticks and stones may break your bones, but watch out for my baseball bat.

[Martha Gutsmiedl @thaguts]

@netflix do you really want to deprive us of that family bonding time?

[Martha Gutsmiedl @thaguts]

dear @netflix : it would be awful swell if you could add Beauty and the Geek to streaming so my siblings and i can re-watch it together...

[Martha Gutsmiedl @thaguts]

@Undisclosedpod stop saying "Lincoln Park"

[Martha Gutsmiedl @thaguts]

Talking to our dog: "Hobbes, you can't come to church; you're a heathen." #MomQuotes

[Martha Gutsmiedl @thaguts]

@shelby_workman yes i am in! :)

[Martha Gutsmiedl @thaguts]

@shelby_workman just for you, snap :)

[Martha Gutsmiedl @thaguts]

@Kost2Kost haha only took you two months

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@Kost2Kost i'm going to punch you next time i see you :)

[Martha Gutsmiedl @thaguts]

go to sleep! #goddamnkosti

[Martha Gutsmiedl @thaguts]

#goddamnkosti

[Martha Gutsmiedl @thaguts]

martha makes bad decisions #2012

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@Kost2Kost i know. i'm a very lucky girl

[Martha Gutsmiedl @thaguts]

@Kost2Kost asshole

[Martha Gutsmiedl @thaguts]

if i could fall asleep looking at the every night, that would be perfectly fine by me.

[Martha Gutsmiedl @thaguts]

"please- a little less love and a little more common decency." always.

[Martha Gutsmiedl @thaguts]

is there a greater joy in this world than dancing while baking cookies?

[Martha Gutsmiedl @thaguts]

have you ever smacked your head so hard it gave you a nosebleed? yeah, that's fun.

[Martha Gutsmiedl @thaguts]

my personal bubble does not enjoy these small classrooms.

[Martha Gutsmiedl @thaguts]

i love being in a room full of guys swooning over zac efron.