Officer, I was less violating the speed limit and more coming up with a better speed, or a more fair speed, where that speed is more high than the one on the speed limit sign
This take is so incredibly braindead, I'm obsessed. The possibilities are endless.
Bob, we're less firing you and more coming up with a better employment, or a more fair employment, where your employment is less *at this company* than previously.
This answer stands out when Google tries to argue its price increases are justified by its unilateral self-assessment on quality increases. Advertisers: Google monopoly power decides it’s “fair” to charge you more. 7/13
Darling, I was less cheating on you and more coming up with a better relationship, or a more fair relationship, where that relationship was less *with you* than previously
New @unstandardizedE episode, bringing back the one and only @caitlinmoriah to talk about what she's been up to, social media, language, and life. Enjoy!
https://t.co/JZ5QeOzvNl
husband: for christmas I got you this hairbrush
wife: oh no! I sold my hair so I could get you a ticket to see the great clown pagliacci
husband: but wife
The Best Paper in Language Award is given for the best paper published in Language. Congratulate Dr. Kelly Elizabeth Wright @raciolinguistic@VTenglish for her paper “Housing Policy & Linguistic Profiling: An Audit Study of Three American Dialects” https://t.co/v35XYYJNNv
@HadasKotek @michaelgaubrey I never noticed how freaky the image generators do on pupils and irises until now, I was always too distracted by the hands
The LSA Committee on Gender Equity in Linguistics is offering 2 travel awards in the amount of $500 each to support the participation of gender-diverse individuals in #LSA2024. Submit your application by November 8, 2023, 11:59PM EST. https://t.co/fircixsVdg
New job post: The Departments of Linguistics and Statistics at University of California, Davis jointly invite applications for a tenure-track Assistant Professor position starting Fall 2024. https://t.co/Ob6VENsXlg
Today’s #ichl26 plenary is by Lutz Marten, “Historical linguistics and Ubuntu translanguaging: towards a model of multilingualism, language change and linguistic convergence in the Bantu Linguistic Area”.
Talking with my teenage kids. I just realized they don’t know how to:
- replace vacuum tubes in the family radio
- safely climb onto a Penny-farthing bi-cycle
- gauge the ideal consistency of butter in the churn
This is wild y’all.