Capt Jack Sparrow

sailing the seven seas for our nhs. Pronouns: grow/up

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@TateTheTalisman Because I can take any amount of shit that you throw at me…. Try it out.

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@InsaneReality @BoxingEnth Prob a couple of those little pink rocks and about 20 Chang? Pretty standard in the 90’s before everything was filmed.

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@Dodi_ @nw_nicholas Bravo 🙌 the way you squeezed “ban them” and “facist” in the same sentence and still somehow managed to hold the moral high ground despite the glaring hypocrisy 👊🏻

That’s some top tier narcissism 🔥

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@DustinPoirier Salty much?

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@dillondanis Bro you were exposed by a club doorman and you never even made it to UFC ….

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@DominicFarrell I was totally against this, but when you put it like that…

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@trumplicans2024 Point out that she is acting kinda crazy….. they love that, it will more than likely end really well.

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Epic.

[︎ ︎venom @venom1s]

There is a MAN somewhere right now who has:

- no girlfriend
- no side chics
- no sneaky links
- no texts
- no calls

Just by himself and fixing himself.

How is life, bro?

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@Femi_FPolitics How does it feel to know that out of 8 billion people on this planet not one of them has asked to generate a picture of you naked @grok please confirm.

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@Keir_Starmer Anybody actually seen any evidence of these images?

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@UKLabour When is the glorious leader going to invent the British “people’s car”, guessing his uniforms already come from Hugo Boss?

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@LeoKearse @britabroad With purpose 🤣

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@otokyo Roadmen

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@WarMonitorClips Well that was a shit story

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@BellaBaddie__ Did it ever start?

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@Unbiased01 @iAnonPatriot France is a 3rd world nation, so what’s the moral of the story?

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@NoContextHumans The recipe for death ☠️

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@Home_of_Fight @ChampRDS @MerabDvalishvil He is not going anywhere near hard, not even the same universe let alone ballpark.

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@lm_67x2 Murdock of London black tea… thank me on Boxing Day 😉

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@joni_askola Oh dear the people who can’t fight just realised that the people who can won’t defend them…. Putin is less of an enemy than Starmer.