milkymama

show me ur bobs

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711 clerk gave me two free beers

debating if it’s bc he thinks i’m homeless or cute

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is it illegal to give gifts like three weeks in advance?

i’m just excited

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it’s 6:19 am on february 1 and my mans didn’t ask me to be his valentine yet tf

he had 6 hours already smh

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all i needed was to watch Serj Tankian eat banana terracotta pie 🥰

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my dream: to own a cafe that serves bentos cute drinks and snacks that closes at 2 pm
then host live music thur-sat evenings with tapas
(and ofc a little section for merch crafts and goodies to sell)

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literally counting the minutes for hello kitty island adventure release

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he never saw it coming

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this is where i wanna live

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sorry to my neighbors…..

i be yelling PUUUUUURE CHAAOS at the top of my lungs every 2 min lmao

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my mans has to determine whether i’m in wittle baby cocoon mood or feral start riots and conspire against the government mood

it’s fun i promise

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i’m not a big fan of sabrina carpenter but she ate that tiny desk up dude

[Laya ༉‧₊˚. shop/commissions open! 🍒 @puffychii]

🥲✌️

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how can i get hired by the guys who delivers food to street cats on drones and RC cars

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@SourPlumms i’d never ignore u until the day i die i love ur yap

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but like maybe thanos got a point

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literally too asian to be white and too white to be asian

too tired to be adaptable anymore lol