911: What's your emergency?
Me: My neighbor hasn't been home in a week
911: Is that unusual?
Me: He told me he can only poop at home
911: Ummmm
Me: Listen! He hasn't pooped in a week! He's either dead or dying!
I always get depressed when I see those pictures of big drug busts of all the guns, drugs and money. Drug dealers keep their stuff way more organized than I do.
14% of active military personnel are on food stamps. 200,000 National Guard members rely on food stamps and over a million veterans use food stamps as well...
I'm growing grass for my cat in a coffee mug and it sits on a table in my living room. My mom came over the other day and didn't say a word about it and I'm struggling with that
Sinclair only reaches 10% of the audience Disney Plus and Hulu have combined. Jimmy's YouTube channel has 20 mil subscribers and Sinclair is only in 18 mil homes that don't stream. Broadcast TV is dead and so is any influence its owner has