akshun schmidt

step aside, youse gallaghers and sires: but I am THE eggman #walrus (kein wahlrusse)

[akshun schmidt @thalfang]

@NickDwyer Run! The zombiearmies of tastefreeze are about to get you!

[akshun schmidt @thalfang]

Wenn das dort sonst schon keiner hinbekommt. Danke, Joachim.

[akshun schmidt @thalfang]

Got 99 problems/minutes, but a goal ain‘t one #GERMKD

[akshun schmidt @thalfang]

What’s more worrisome: dreaming about having to go against @kanyewest in a proper soundclash after having watched @idriselba‘s „yardie“-or being (hey,I was asleep) ACTUALLY surprised bout all the dirty tricks he/his team pulled inna di war?(He still lost though.‘twas a Saturday)

[akshun schmidt @thalfang]

Definitely more people than at the inauguration #capitol

[akshun schmidt @thalfang]

Yet another downside to #Covid-trains: in the emptiness, one hears every single syllable across the entire carriage: the Business-Bullshit-Bingo-Card is completely crossed off already, 5 minutes after #departure (and no need2mention: of course it’s a very manly dschöermann male)

[akshun schmidt @thalfang]

Welcome to my capital, where The only way is up. #law #order

[akshun schmidt @thalfang]

When your phone consequently turns #Merkel into #Merlot.

[akshun schmidt @thalfang]

Einer meiner liebsten Fachbegriffe: Schamwand

[akshun schmidt @thalfang]

#Alman im (fast) Quadrat

[akshun schmidt @thalfang]

So many streams, they‘ll become an ocean

[akshun schmidt @thalfang]

Rewind: "Es ist besser nicht zu regieren, als falsch zu regieren." K.i.z. Voice: und Gerhart Baum kotzt im Strahl.

[akshun schmidt @thalfang]

Ganz ganz weit vorne #future #internet #wholistic

[akshun schmidt @thalfang]

#real #berlin #streets #2019

[akshun schmidt @thalfang]

"Da war der Andreas Gallabier dabei - das war richtig scharf" - kein guter Tag für #allmans, jetzt das bwl chapter, am Nebentisch.

[akshun schmidt @thalfang]

Wenn die #allman mischpoke am Nebentisch sich gar nicht mehr einkriegen mag ob der ungeheuren Praktikabilität ihrer schicken neuen Gürteltaschen.

[akshun schmidt @thalfang]

#dancedone #rbma #sonar

[akshun schmidt @thalfang]

Seems like it’s „what have YOU done for your culture today?“ day once again.

[akshun schmidt @thalfang]

#goldenera #hiphop

[akshun schmidt @thalfang]

#selfiegod #shirtlove #selflove