thalía

"get your act together, we could be just fine" -Spice Girls (& my therapist probably). Made in America with Salvadoran parts. she/her.

[National Academies @theNASEM]

The discoveries that will shape America’s next 250 years may already be underway.

Explore the next frontiers of science at "Revolutions in Science" on 6/25, hosted by @theNASciences and @smithsonian with support from @schmidtsciences and @KavliFoundation: https://t.co/Nl1k0se8bJ

[kaiju @m0nster_b]

It’s like Christmas Eve but in hell

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

"I have concepts of a plan ... and you'll be hearing about it in the not-too-distant future"

me in the monday morning meeting

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

trump

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

When you're lying to your mom but your brother already told her the truth.

[jordan @JordanUhl]

Man, Harris laid the trap with the rally crowds line and he took the bait lol

[Rep. Malcolm Kenyatta @malcolmkenyatta]

A prosecutor and a felon walk into a debate.

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

what if they don’t recognize each other

[reversecowgirl69 @botticellibimbo]

loving a man is a humiliation ritual

[Sancheezzzy @Scoby20]

First scene of Criston Cole & Alicent Hightower is him eating her out…

#HouseoftheDragon
#HOTD

[thalía @thaliaspice]

Fuck your prayers Greg. Gun reform, now.

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

Texans grieve for the loved ones of 6 Texans murdered by a hardened criminal who must never see the light of day again.

Cecilia and I pray also for the recovery of those injured, including two brave police officers.

Thank you to law enforcement who apprehended this criminal.

[KVUE News @KVUE]

JUST IN: @Austin_Police have released the mugshot for Shane James Jr., the man believed to have killed 6 people and injured 3 others yesterday
https://t.co/okOI0iTIxN

[thalía @thaliaspice]

@VimeoStaff looks like the share links aren’t working. When you arrive on the site, it’s just showing a blank screen. Is there an eta on when this issue will be resolved?

[alana. @alanaauston]

um? I assumed those commercials used water because they couldn’t show blood but it’s really because no one…thought to test actual blood?

[thalía @thaliaspice]

We have an excessive heat warning all week…

[Texas Tribune @TexasTribune]

Gov. Greg Abbott signed a bill that will nullify local laws mandating water breaks for construction workers — despite Texas being first in work-related heat exposure deaths. Unions expect the number of deaths to go up if mandated water breaks go away. https://t.co/oM0meXiw3a

[thalía @thaliaspice]

Me: “what shoes are you going to wear hiking tomorrow”
Bf: “I don’t ever think shoes too much. I’ll be fine, I’m easy”
*last 4 times hiking*
Bf: “my knees hurt” “remind me to never wear these shoes hiking” “I need an insert”

[thalía @thaliaspice]

Whenever I tell ppl that I’m busy in a class, the answer is always “have fun!”. This is not fun, I literally dropped out of college bc of how not fun it was.

[Texas Tribune @TexasTribune]

An analysis by @ProPublica and The Texas Tribune found that at least two dozen bills filed in the Texas Legislature over nearly the past six decades would have prevented people from legally obtaining the weapons used in seven of the state’s mass shootings.
https://t.co/ssQ8zg3AhV