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Thames Barrier
@thames_barrier
Protecting London from flooding since 1982.
London
Joined September 2009
7
Following
751
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34
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Thames Barrier
@thames_barrier
almost 16 years ago
@rosamundi
I was told by a girder that JXXIII said: "I am infallible when I speak ex cathedra, therefore I shall not speak ex cathedra."
Thames Barrier
@thames_barrier
almost 16 years ago
@ClareLissaman Well, nothing surprises me. And I stop London from being underwater!
Thames Barrier
@thames_barrier
over 16 years ago
@jackofkent
However, I note the RCJ is not that far from the river, if you need a favour...
Thames Barrier
@thames_barrier
over 16 years ago
@jackofkent
I hope you didn't mean me on the blocking. I do a valuable job from stopping London disappearing underwater!
Who to follow
Port of London Authority
@LondonPortAuth
We look after the tidal Thames, the UK’s biggest port. Bluesky/Instagram: londonportauth FB/LinkedIn: Port of London Authority Social media not monitored 24/7
Environment AgencySE
@EnvAgencySE
Covering south east England. Account monitored Mon-Fri 9-5. To report an environmental incident, always call 0800 807060
Alan - Flood Forecaster @ The Thames Barrier
@AlanBarrierEA
I work for the Environment Agency (@EnvAgency) at the #ThamesBarrier in the Forecasting and Response team.
Thames Barrier
@thames_barrier
over 16 years ago
Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner/ That I love @thelondonstone.,,
Thames Barrier
@thames_barrier
over 16 years ago
Just had a call from Cumbria, asking if I fancied a trip to the Lake District. Had to decline.
Thames Barrier
@thames_barrier
over 16 years ago
@smallrabbit
I'm a busymiracle of engineering, my dear. Particularly this last week or so.
Thames Barrier
@thames_barrier
over 16 years ago
Hello all my delightful followers. Sorry for the silence, but
@riverthames
has been keeping me busy. How are you lovely people and things?
Thames Barrier
@thames_barrier
over 16 years ago
No sooner did I pass my test than it started raining. Few of the lads a bit worried, but I coped with everything.
Thames Barrier
@thames_barrier
over 16 years ago
@smallrabbit
Indeed I did! I barely noticed the Sunday bit - they had me on maths an jography an history an reading and spelling on Monday!
Thames Barrier
@thames_barrier
over 16 years ago
@Britt_W
THAT IS CHILD EXPLOITATION!!!!
Thames Barrier
@thames_barrier
over 16 years ago
@rosamundi
Awww! You're making me blush, which usually only happens with a good sunset!
Thames Barrier
@thames_barrier
over 16 years ago
a) Once upon a time, this wur all reclaimed land; b) OMG! Send for Robert Carlyle; or c) Not at all,
@thames_barrier
is up to the job.
Thames Barrier
@thames_barrier
over 16 years ago
If one
@Riverthames
drops a flood on me at high tide while a storm surge comes upriver at the same time, how buggered is London?
Thames Barrier
@thames_barrier
over 16 years ago
@TheGherkin
@Canary_Wharf
Can you keep it down? Some of us are trying to concentrate! It'll be your fault if I fail and you both get flooded
Thames Barrier
@thames_barrier
over 16 years ago
Oooh, the physiotherapist has me rolling me bits one by one: http://twitpic.com/kd7ub
Thames Barrier
@thames_barrier
over 16 years ago
It's raining,
@Riverthames
no longer has a tide and people are looking at my bottom!
Thames Barrier
@thames_barrier
over 16 years ago
@Chelsea_Bridge
Maybe they did, but the dog wasn't responsible for all the noxious stuff.
Thames Barrier
@thames_barrier
over 16 years ago
@nminers
Oooh, very nice. I see you got my sexy side. Bit embarrassed for
@Riverthames
and its gravelling bottom on display there.
Thames Barrier
@thames_barrier
over 16 years ago
@Chelsea_Bridge
You know, a lot of the smelly stuff comes from your vicinity - it's not our fault, but we have to deal with the fallout.
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