Ren

complex systems janitor / former EMT / chaotic good /
i don't speak for my employer on this platform

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NHS GPs are stopping prescribing hormones, even with a diagnosis of gender dysphoria

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@crtheisen @IanColdwater drake’s attempt fell flat 🤷

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next time someone accuses me of something awful i will simply claim i made up that rumor myself just to own someone else

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@IanColdwater his ghost writers took a cue from j cole and left the party

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@mustachetoilet i would extend this to any and every day of the year; if you want to do something other than working for some reason, that’s a reasonable circumstance once in a while, and it’s none of the company’s business why you aren’t available

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@bennjordan shout out to the +2 subs tho

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@sophaskins it really is gay pirates though

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@bennjordan 😡

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@jjbbllkk how many werewolves are “just enough”, i want to avoid too many

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@VicVijayakumar you must be a very busy person, and also can i invite you over to my system to find this for me? thanks in advance

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@x3r0gxx there are entire cultures of people (including regions of the US) where small talk like “how are you” is not the norm and is considered frivolous or invasive.

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@tkyocum for $100k/ea they could have hired an artist to make a custom death metal font, if they were going for unreadable

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@gworley3 @kenwheeler the cubicle walls prevent my lizard brain from hijacking my executive function every 45 seconds to assess if the movement in my peripheral vision requires a reaction. every time people walk around in an open office i lose focus

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@kenwheeler @TonyMcKendry except the bean counters, they love it because it’s cheaper

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@kenwheeler collaboration is walking around the wall to see if someone is busy and then chatting; open offices bombard you with everyone’s business at all times whether you want it or not

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@kenwheeler i remember when it was funny to make cynical remarks about cubicles.

oh my god it gets so much worse than cubicles, please i would love a soulless metal and fabric wall as a lil treat

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@LenaBaneana @PC_Angry @LiberalElitist2 @DoctorMacArthur @MPSLewishamCntl i think this is a regional dialect issue; at first i read it the way you quoted it. in british english it is more like they had not “bought it for themselves”, and someone might say (if they’d paid) “the men had bought themselves [a lot of candy]”.

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@minimaxir @SwiftOnSecurity is that an android thing? i had to send my clipper card to my watch with the phone app

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@SwiftOnSecurity works on smartwatches too. it's a shame VTA is so slow to get anywhere it's not usable for daily transit though

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@bennjordan wait hold on, when did spotify start paying musicians?