Danny Weir 🌝

stream of consciousness, river of random thoughts

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Me: this edible ain’t shit

Me, 15 minutes later:

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@craymusic https://t.co/2YZa8eUE9D

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Can we all recognize that tipping is more prevalent today bc companies don’t want to pay their workers extra? They want the customers to subsidize the additional wages as a benefit without additional burden to themselves

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Time to blackout on margs for Jimmy

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New Jersey is the Florida of the Northeast

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Can you order a glass of milk on an airplane?

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Danny brown and jpeg mafia are whippet rap

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That nigga a munch

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You have to be mentally prepared for a lot of stimulation, drunken debauchery, petty crimes and some open crack use if you are going to the French Quarter

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Jesus Christ Dragon Slayer

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Jeff Probst is the straight man’s Andy Cohen

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@kieron_ichiban You closeted Swifty

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I didn’t want to eat a cookie today so instead I ate a cookie and two cookie dough balls

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@HaleyHa90788792 We are anti-pickleball

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You ever feel like you are living the same day over and over again?

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@kieron_ichiban They’ve never been desperate obvi.

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I want to start a business just so I can have an excuse to but a soft serve ice cream machine

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Is Travis Scott only popular because Kanye West isn’t around?

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@damccormick13 What happened May to June for the big bump in sales? Or was May just a bad month for growth?

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Three nap day