Thao Khalifa

Full-time simp, part-time software engineer

[Thao Khalifa @thaokhalifa]

@wilber1990f @dklaston Wapi masidis?

[Thao Khalifa @thaokhalifa]

@Sgadi28 You weant to krey? Krey more teeyas douche

[Drek @Drek1516]

@thenanaaba If we support South Africa they will complain that we've taken their jobs

[nana aba @thenanaaba]

Dear Mexico….

As discussed.

Signed,
53 African counties

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Tomorrow we are supporting Mexico 🇲🇽 so that South Africa 🇿🇦 can go back home early to protect their jobs.

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Fifa Officials taking a shortcut to the Stadium cos of Traffic Jam

[WWE @WWE]

Jacob Fatu has ACKNOWLEDGED @WWERomanReigns!!! ☝️

The Bloodline grows STRONGER!

[Ku Nasser 🇹🇿 @IamHaxx]

Hatewatch delayed is not hatewatch denied.

[BOSS @Under_worldboss]

@Collolitamoi It’s a containment facility for Americans who go to Congo to steal rare earth not you. Your sad fat aunty who sells porridge at Laikipia airbase will bring it home to your drunk uncle who will spread it the way you are spreading your ignorance.

[Justice Peace @casagra07979020]

@Mr_Guantai Kenyans who land in Oxford/Cambridge either go genius or go crazy. No otherwise.

[Thao Khalifa @thaokhalifa]

@DanhausenAD please curse @Everton so that @SpursOfficial win their final match

[Thao Khalifa @thaokhalifa]

https://t.co/IrpCk8HLYk

[Rae @ragefighthouse]

I’m an immigrant who’s lived and worked in the UK for 16 years. I have a North American accent and I’m white.

I’ve never once been told to ‘go back’ to my ‘shithole country’ or to ‘stop stealing jobs from British people’.

You’re not concerned about immigration. You’re racist.

[Thao Khalifa @thaokhalifa]

@wilber1990f I heard about ownership ya gari inafaa ikue 2 years,so Mimi ya UK watataka V5 waone nimekua nayo for 2 years?

[Thao Khalifa @thaokhalifa]

@UseLemfi is there an issue with transactions today,I have one that has been in progress for a very long time now

[Thao Khalifa @thaokhalifa]

@RoyalMail the alarm at your Cambridge Depot has been on for a while now and it's closed

[Dr MuVenda @Ndi_Muvenda_]

Dear Microsoft.

Our African names are not spelling errors

[ORINA LLB HONS @wakilinaph]

Rongai is not a real place , A monkey took my neighbor’s bra from the hanging line and put it in my wardrobe. I am finding it hard to explain to my girlfriend that no girl has visited my place. @KWSKenya please do something about this 🙏. I am under siege right now.

[Thao Khalifa @thaokhalifa]

@Kalasinga_ Huyu ni Joe Muchiri premium edition

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Banger 😂