Morris_tk

Exploring the Future of AI Tech Innovation and Digital Transformation || Entrepreneur || Co-Founder BPAN || Africa Success is more Attitude than Aptitude.

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

I submitted a requisition form for 3 49-inch curved ultrawide monitors.

The total cost was $4K.

Procurement rejected the request within 10 minutes.

They sent a note saying standard protocol limits IT staff to 2 24-inch flat panels.

I immediately drafted a 6-page manifesto on the dangers of peripheral tunnel vision.

I emailed it to the entire C-suite.

I explained that monitoring a dynamic cyber-threat landscape on flat screens causes severe visual fragmentation.

I said when a hacker attempts a brute-force entry, the malicious code moves horizontally across the network topography.

I told them that a 24-inch monitor physically clips the ends of the payload, making it invisible to the naked eye.

I invented a term called "lateral data leakage."

I claimed that without the parabolic curvature of an ultrawide display, our localized firewalls were essentially blind on the flanks.

I included a heavily doctored heat map that showed our headquarters completely engulfed in red warning zones.

The CFO walked into my office 10 minutes later looking terrified.

He asked if we were currently experiencing lateral data leakage.

I squinted at my tiny, inadequate flat screens and sighed.

I told him I couldn't be sure because my field of vision was artificially constrained by legacy hardware limitations.

I said I felt like a fighter pilot trying to fly through a thunderstorm while looking through a paper towel tube.

He immediately bypassed procurement and authorized the purchase on the corporate card.

The monitors arrived yesterday.

I mounted them in a seamless 180-degree arc on my desk.

It looks like the command deck of a spaceship.

I'm not using them to monitor network topography.

I'm using them to play Microsoft Flight Simulator in ultra-panoramic 4K resolution.

I currently have the autopilot engaged somewhere over the Swiss Alps.

I keep a spreadsheet open on the far-left edge just in case someone walks in.

When people ask why the screens show a highly detailed 3D rendering of a mountain range, I tell them it's a topographical representation of our cloud storage density.

They always nod in awe and slowly back out of the room.

Never let corporate policy stand in the way of your immersive gaming experience.

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[Salmon Omondi @OmondiSalmon]

Exactly 10 PM EAT.
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No man can do these things, except God be with him.

[Morris_tk @Tharamba]

@Ma3Route Current situation at the Tajmall / North Airport roundabout

[Morris_tk @Tharamba]

@LmaoGPT What do you think of Arsenal?

[Self Taught Success @SelfTSuccess]

Albert Einstein is regarded as one of the smartest people in human history.

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[Morris_tk @Tharamba]

@SheldrickTrust Hope in humanity restored!! Good job!

[Sheldrick Wildlife Trust @SheldrickTrust]

This isn’t a scene from a movie - it’s a genuine rescue that took place today by two SWT pilots. A tanker crossing from Galana to Kulalu was pushed off the causeway by raging floods & flipped on its side, the driver stranded in rising waters. Read more: https://t.co/Z8v1Jz9R5i

[Mr. Money Lesson @mrmoneylesson]

SUCCESS REQUIRES REPLACEMENT:

Alcohol —> Water
Netflix —> Reading
Overthinking—> Action
Scrolling —> Exercise
Complaining —> Gratitude
Toxic Friends —> Mentors
All-nighters —> Sleep
Blame —> Accountability
Fast food —> Homemade food

[TheCyberChef👨‍🍳| Cybersecurity | Educator🇬🇭🎓 @IamTheCyberChef]

Nothing beats having a solid foundation as a beginner in cybersecurity.

Knowledge
CompTIA A+, Network+, Security+

Certification
Network+, Security+

Skills
Linux, Python, Packet/Log Analysis,

Tools
Active Directory, Nmap, Nessus, Splunk, IDS/IPS

Finally, apply for jobs.

[Alex Banks @thealexbanks]

Microsoft 365 has over 345 million paid users.

Last week they announced AI Copilot for Word, Excel, PowerPoint, Outlook and Teams.

7 breakthrough features that change the future of work forever:

[MasterClass @MasterClass]

We all have a contribution to make, and if there isn’t room for your voice—then make a place for yourself. @levarburton

[Børge Brende @borgebrende]

Really something to celebrate - a new treaty to protect biodiversity on the the high seas. Also a victory for multilateralism that countries can agree on ambitious actions for #OurOcean — against the backdrop of a more and more fragmented world. https://t.co/XBbMPbr5T2

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

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[Satyen Kumar @SatyenKumar]

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Happy New Year!!

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[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

Engineers and builders at the professional level👏