Human Croissant

I'm an amazing person with an amazing life. Nasty Woman

[Human Croissant @ThaRealBridget]

@chicadusty you still got the code?

[Human Croissant @ThaRealBridget]

@OTRIITour @EwanJM I did that and received nothing?

[Human Croissant @ThaRealBridget]

@gennatay Do you still have your code? I only need 2 tickets!

[Human Croissant @ThaRealBridget]

@LuckyNC25 Do you still have that code?

[Human Croissant @ThaRealBridget]

@BPDAlerts SHORT LOL YA RIGHT

[Human Croissant @ThaRealBridget]

@DaysandCounting Every day for every body #smashthepatriarch #smashthebuds #bruther

[Human Croissant @ThaRealBridget]

Idk Connor, maybe you should have stuck with TGI Friday's

[Human Croissant @ThaRealBridget]

Do people not realize how fucking rude and stupid you sound going to an ethnic restaurant and asking for "normal" food or drink?

[Human Croissant @ThaRealBridget]

@DaysandCounting Attention everyone this did not happen Joey is a liar and gross

[Human Croissant @ThaRealBridget]

@IH_news @HealthyOptBuff @cruisincrepes @larkinsquare @DaysandCounting

[B.J. Novak @bjnovak]

I'm starting to think maybe we shouldn't have built our whole country on an Indian burial ground

[Human Croissant @ThaRealBridget]

@pitchfork @liv_pucciarelli

[Human Croissant @ThaRealBridget]

@ScHoolboyQ am I supposed to raise my "titty, ass, hands" in the air, or my "titty-ass hands" ??

[Human Croissant @ThaRealBridget]

Please explain to me how someone looking at her phone with both headphones in looks like someone who wants to chat

[Human Croissant @ThaRealBridget]

@liv_pucciarelli WHICH ONE THO

[Vinny Guadagnino @VINNYGUADAGNINO]

Oh .. my... god

[The Buffalo News @TheBuffaloNews]

Recruiters hope #Buffalo will appeal to potential candidates because it already has large Puerto Rican community https://t.co/BnkPbhVEI8

[MichaelRapaport @MichaelRapaport]

Even The Godfather only had 3 parts.
The #RHOA REUNION is gonna be a bloodbath.Im very nervous yet have a tingling sensation in me.
@Andy

[Human Croissant @ThaRealBridget]

Omgggg old white ladies looooove bustin out their capris at the first sign of spring

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Draft dodger. Serial sexual assaulter. Lost popular vote by 3 mil. 34% approval rating. Bigot. Con man. Functionally illiterate. https://t.co/Jvdh7rWHrK