Tim Schaefer

Local guy (he/they). Capitol staffer (Reps. Madison and Clancy). MSP to MKE repat. Also into loud music, sports, and bad jokes. Opinions are mine and not yours!

[Tim Schaefer @tharoldschaefer]

Hey guys: very happy to announce I'm working for @RyanClancyWI and @DarrinBMadison, as of Monday (1/6/25). DMs open to comrades, constituents, and nice people in general!

[Tim Schaefer @tharoldschaefer]

Israel invented bagels? What?

[ej @ejdickson]

So the Israeli filmmaker being boycotted:

A) has totally disavowed Israel
B) does not live in Israel
C) produced and distributed his movie in France
D) is so loathed by Israel that the entire country has refused to distribute his movie

guys at what point are we gonna start straight up boycotting bagels

[Tim Schaefer @tharoldschaefer]

Hey guys you wanna see someone move some goalposts, all on their own??? Pretty cool

[JMireles @JMireles7]

@acquaintf8 @tkaaaaaaaaaay While homelessness has statistically gone down, it’s still in fact a big problem. Don’t disagree that they’re both trying to fix the problem, just don’t think you can put all the faults on solely one or the other..

[Taylor @tkaaaaaaaaaay]

YOURE THE MAYOR RN WHAT

[Tim Schaefer @tharoldschaefer]

@TerryWatkinsJr1 Ok. Why are you defending this white lady, tho? Pretty weird!

[Bobby Wagner @bwags]

Lina Khan does

[Chris 🏳️‍🌈 🥥🌴Revolution 4 Big Struct. Change @Chris_H_Politic]

You don’t really have an issue with Donald Trump’s moral deficiencies, you have a problem with the fact he is not in your side.

[A Left-Wing Account ™️ @PushDemsLeft]

Unpopular "centrist" Dems give the right endless ammo to effectively use against them, while leftists are so universally appealing that even FOX is scared to attack them, because they keep converting their own viewers.

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

The girl in your freshman social studies class who raised her hand to ask why there’s no white history month is running half the major news outlets.

[Baseball's Not Dead @dead_baseball]

I propose that we call the A's Vegas stadium "Coors Light"

[BK @athleticBsK]

.@MLB INVESTIGATE THIS

HE HAS JOINED THE ORGANIZATION TWO FUCKING DAYS AGO

[Becky @beckyhizzle]

me stepping outside in this humidity

[Tim Schaefer @tharoldschaefer]

So far they’ve really only done this with guys with high defensive floors, which imo is v v smart. Also clearly shows Lara is in their long term plans, which… no huge surprise there

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

Outfield prospect Luis Lara and the Milwaukee Brewers are in agreement on a seven-year, $31 million contract extension that includes three club options, sources tell ESPN. Lara, 21, has dominated Triple-A this season. Deal maxes out at $79 million.

[Tim Schaefer @tharoldschaefer]

¡¡Ese es mi receptor!!

[Tim Schaefer @tharoldschaefer]

I don't think professional baseball teams should play in fake stadiums, sorry if this offends

[MLB @MLB]

The Brewers close out a THRILLING 15-14 win in 12 innings!

[Tim Schaefer @tharoldschaefer]

That's my weirdo manager!!

[Fuzzy @fuzzyfromyt]

Pat Murphy is tossing out gum during the game 😂😂

[RJ @MKENewYorker]

WE Energies claims they’re aggressively supporting the climate goals of Milwaukee and yet they scored an F (6% out of 100) by the Sierra Club for transitioning to clean energy

[OberSports @obersports]

The “communist hellscape” of Madison WI:

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

agreed; what would karl marx think about calling yourself a socialist while getting funded by a sympathetic rich guy?