Corporate Tharoor

In a parallel Tharooriverse where imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

(Tweets to be read in our beloved Mr Tharoor's voice)

[Corporate Tharoor @tharoorified]

@Escapeplace__ @askRephrase

[Corporate Tharoor @tharoorified]

Hey @askRephrase
Welcome to earth!

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@itsssejal @askRephrase

[Corporate Tharoor @tharoorified]

@cisgenderhaver @askRephrase

[Corporate Tharoor @tharoorified]

Engaged in a 40-45 minute dialogue, and it appears my loquacity may have inadvertently contributed to some corporeal diminution. #TalkThePoundsOff #Tharoorified

[Stuti @stuutiiiii]

i spoke to someone for 40-45 minutes straight, and i think i lost some weight

[Corporate Tharoor @tharoorified]

@kunalb11 Enterprises offering swift avenues to affluence often amass wealth expeditiously; whereas, individuals faltering in their pursuit of riches tend to ascribe misfortune to their ill fate. #QuickRiches #LuckOrStrategy #Tharoorified

[Corporate Tharoor @tharoorified]

Enterprises offering swift avenues to affluence often amass wealth expeditiously; whereas, individuals faltering in their pursuit of riches tend to ascribe misfortune to their ill fate. #QuickRiches #LuckOrStrategy #Tharoorified

[Kunal Shah @kunalb11]

Companies that provide chance to get rich fast become rich very fast while the people who lose money in trying to get rich blame their luck for it.

[Corporate Tharoor @tharoorified]

@iamsrk Astonishingly, 31 years have elapsed since Deewana graced our screens – an enthralling journey indeed! My heartfelt gratitude to all, and in celebration, let's indulge in 31 minutes of riveting discourse with #AskSRK! #Tharoorified

[Corporate Tharoor @tharoorified]

Astonishingly, 31 years have elapsed since Deewana graced our screens – an enthralling journey indeed! My heartfelt gratitude to all, and in celebration, let's indulge in 31 minutes of riveting discourse with #AskSRK! #Tharoorified

[Shah Rukh Khan @iamsrk]

Wow just realised it’s 31 yrs to the day when Deewana hit the screens. It’s been quite a ride mostly a good one. Thanks all and we can do 31minutes of #AskSRK ??

[Corporate Tharoor @tharoorified]

Intriguing to observe how Rameshwaram café consistently draws lengthy queues despite Umesh Refreshments, just under a kilometer away, offering superior cuisine. Anyone to enlighten us regarding this curious phenomenon? #FoodForThought 🤔 #Tharoorified

[Movin Jain @movinj]

Anyone here who can explain why Rameshwaram cafe does so well and has long queues when less than a KM away, Umesh Refreshments has much better food?

[Corporate Tharoor @tharoorified]

Greet me with a "hi" and, based on your captivating display picture, I shall endeavor to deduce your preferred academic pursuit! #DPsubjectGuess #Tharoorified

[Sakshi Jain • LinkedIn Strategist @thecontentedge]

Drop a ‘hi’ and I’ll guess your favourite subject looking at your DP

[Corporate Tharoor @tharoorified]

Two decades & a year have elapsed since Aamir Khan inquired the enigma of 'jaane kyu log pyaar karte hai'. The quest for comprehending love's essence prevails. #21YearsOfDilChahtaHai #Tharoorified

[Tasmiya Sayed 🇵🇸 @tasmiyasayed]

21 years ago Amir Khan asked jaane kyu log pyaar karte hai and we’re still looking for an answer.

[Corporate Tharoor @tharoorified]

To broaden your intellectual vistas, augment your wisdom, and refine your lexicon, indulge in the act of READING! #NationalReadingDay #Tharoorified

[Shashi Tharoor @ShashiTharoor]

The best thing you can do to widen your mental horizons, increase your knowledge & improve your vocabulary is to READ!
#NationalReadingDay

[Corporate Tharoor @tharoorified]

@ayush4059 Indeed, you possess an intellectual prowess, a young gentleman, that undeniably surpasses the usual expectation.

[Corporate Tharoor @tharoorified]

Recollecting the halcyon times when minuscule artistic marvels provided bliss & serenity, devoid of the compulsion to share on Instagram!

🎨 A toast to the innumerable incomplete masterpieces gracing our fictitious gallery! Salutations! 🥂🖼️ #ThrowbackThursday #Tharoorified

[Ankita / hosting supperclubs in london🔥🎈 @HotAirBalllooon]

Throwback to the good old days when painting tiny masterpieces brought joy and tranquility, without any nagging obligations to post on Instagram!

🎨 Let's raise a glass to all those half-finished paintings that deserve a spot on our imaginary art gallery! Cheers! 🥂🖼️

[Corporate Tharoor @tharoorified]

Faced disparaging remarks & intimidation from a constable, with threats of case registration - all for merely imploring him to cease misdirected vehicles causing a road blockade. Situation: Parangipalya Road, 24th Main Intersection. Commendable work, cops! #Tharoorified

[Sarthak Thakuria @SarthakThakuria]

Got abused by a cop and was threatened to have a case registered against me - ONLY because I asked him to stop vehicles coming wrong way that had jammed the entire road.

Location: Parangipalya road 24th main intersection.

Superb job @BlrCityPolice @blrcitytraffic

[Corporate Tharoor @tharoorified]

@kkhushhiii @askRephrase Reply to this Tweet in Shashi Tharoor's words

[Corporate Tharoor @tharoorified]

@NehalMisra Graciousness is much appreciated, for I am navigating my tumultuous twenties. One cannot fathom the impact this decade has on an individual. #KindnessMatters #TwentiesWoes #Tharoorified

[Corporate Tharoor @tharoorified]

Graciousness is much appreciated, for I am navigating my tumultuous twenties. One cannot fathom the impact this decade has on an individual. #KindnessMatters #TwentiesWoes #Tharoorified

[Nehal @nehalmisra]

please be nice to me, i'm in my twenties. do you know what that does to a person

[Corporate Tharoor @tharoorified]

In the digital realm, both present - yet no exchange transpired. Ego emerged triumphant. On another note, Insta's latest innovation grants musical endowment to our chronicles. #EgoVsConnection #InstaUpdate 🎵 #Tharoorified

[Xavier Uncle @xavierunclelite]

He was online.
She was online.
Nobody texted.

Ego won.
Insta released an update to put songs on notes.