Shleprock

self taught comedian / amature weather forcaster / catching up with your mom at the supermarket

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https://t.co/sKu4hV6uBY

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@306God so addicting. Much fun, such wow

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Hey, check out this game, GyroSphere Trials! https://t.co/sKu4hV6uBY

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I'm at this point in my life where I'm enjoying eating Spam.

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Instagram should change its name to "Pics of my muscles @ the gym"

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Bread emoji but no toast emoji? Where is the equality ?

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Male police emoji but no female police emoji. Where is the equality?

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when it's a toss up but you don't have a glove and the ball is the earth and you're blind.

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The mall sign in Melville says +27.. LETS GET NAKED

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@nickstickB peace n blessings my friend

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Conway Twitty

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Push the wall to hard and it might fall over

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the "DJ" used 2pac as a fade in, then opened with window shopper.... #canihavemycoverback

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That low dark depression you get in when your Netflix won't load. Or when ur ISP's DNS Server is down :,( #QQ

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hey yorkton

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Crackle n Chill?

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Literally just caught my neighbour cooking up batches of lasagna and slanging them in his minivan

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If I was a girl n a hotdog broke off in my vagina I would definitely start doing Pilates n Jumping Jacks before alerting authorities

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@BurgerKing when does lunch start in Canada. IM HUNGRYRURRUUR

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Just spent 10 minutes on the Burger King website... When does lunch start @BurgerKing #plshelp #plshungry