thassjeb

I’m just an Amish man living in a white girls world

[Post Malone @PostMalone]

help

[thassjeb @thassjeb]

@stardustcereal Butter my biscuits I gotta take Henry out then for a ride

[thassjeb @thassjeb]

Jeb here its been as you kids say “ a minute” lot has happened on the farm everyone is about to have my baby I’m have 2 boys and 3 girls man like I don’t know if I’ll have enough corn to feed them and I might try this new vape thing wonder if they have cream corn flavor 🤔

[thassjeb @thassjeb]

@snapchatsupport From this happening we should get something like free shirts or something

[Post Malone @PostMalone]

sundance

[thassjeb @thassjeb]

So I tried this new thing called tinder and I found a non Amish black girl who I’m not related to imma beat that pussy up hopefully she won’t mind if my sister watches

[thassjeb @thassjeb]

What really turns me on is when a white girl has bbq sauce on her titties and I know she uses it for lube like mmm wonder if my sister will try that🤤

[thassjeb @thassjeb]

I learned a new way to eat cereal apparently it’s all the rage to eat it out of a girls ass hole and fruit loops are a hit so I won’t if my cousin will let me try it then also let me hit it from the back🤔🤔 #amishprobs#ass#sex#fruitloops

[thassjeb @thassjeb]

Well shit just got some news my cousins baby is mine too looks like I’m going back to jail because that prude bitch doesn’t like to share with her own aunt

[thassjeb @thassjeb]

Good ole jeb here well my Christmas was full of surprises my mom and sister found out there both carrying my baby there was blood everywhere moral of the story wrap it before you fuck your mom and sister #amishprobs

[thassjeb @thassjeb]

Jeb here well sitting in my cell because I guess you can’t steal Christmas trees from your neighbors house would have gotten away with it but my sister called the cops she still mad because I fucked our cousin

[thassjeb @thassjeb]

Oh shit my moms pregnant with my kid carol is going to be pissed my mom and sister hate each other and now I knocked them both up the family reunion will be super fun

[thassjeb @thassjeb]

Well the first snow came it’s killing all of my corn why god why must you do this to me

[thassjeb @thassjeb]

Another day of farming and I think I’m going to try that new fancy dancy Burger King heard the really rich go there #amishfood

[thassjeb @thassjeb]

@kyra_renee Yea Leo is pretty spot on for me lol

[thassjeb @thassjeb]

Hello my fellow dippers today’s topic how to marry post Malone that is all

[thassjeb @thassjeb]

@snapchatsupport It’s to fucking late🤯 I’ll be so pissed if I loose my streak

[thassjeb @thassjeb]

I got an offer to be in the Amish Mafia but that means I need to stop sleeping with my sister hmmmmmm #amishmafia

[thassjeb @thassjeb]

Shit my sister is pregnant and it’s mine and I got a flat tire poor Henry broke his leg and I also tried kfc today total trash#amishlife

[thassjeb @thassjeb]

Dip,dip,dip,spit,spit,spit god damn carol you threw off my grove with your gaging on my dick your lucky your my sister #amishprobs