Jeff

in case you haven’t noticed I have a pug his name is ham and I love him.

[Jeff @that1guy55]

God I love being gay @sami_landri

[TiredAndOnFire 🔜QUAKECON -HD Remasters/Gamedev @TiredAndOnFire]

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[Queef Queef La’French🇫🇷 @1999sMVP]

Just finished a voicemail with “thanks for listening”

[Mija Massacr @HerNameIsMija]

His last words were in racist and transphobic context. Bye.✌🏽

[amun ✚ @bigukeheree]

a father who agreed that when it comes down to it he wouldn’t mind making his 10 year old daughter deliver her rapist’s baby

[eli @rpfscholar]

‘twas the night before 9/11

[t’es woke toi ! 🇵🇸 @teswoketoi]

this one of those Twitter Days

[mika balls @yaoiracha]

charlie kirk getting shot after advocating for gun rights

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

What are South Park writers even supposed to do now

[lauren 🍄 @lolowrenn]

that horrific footage is the same thing that happens to children at school, btw.

[paul rudd @philsadelphia]

“moment of silence for charlie kirk”
me:

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: This was Charlie Kirk's last interaction with the audience before being shot in the neck in Utah:

Audience member: “Do you know how many transgender Americans have been mass shooters over the last 10 years?”

Kirk: “Too many.”

The same audience member went on say the number is five, and proceeded to ask if Kirk knows how many mass shooters there have been in America over the last 10 years.

Kirk: “Counting or not counting gang violence?”

The answer is 5700.

[🕸 @LingyPioche]

“BREAKING: Charlie Kirk pronounced dead”

[𓆩♡𓆪 GODS FAVORITE 𓆩♡𓆪 @soulaaangel]

period lmaooooo

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

You mean it wasn’t undocumented immigrants?! No way!

[miss gurl @shes_rADIAnt]

Lock every executive at Boeing up, I’m so serious.

[𝕯𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉 Moroz @Dread_Botlord]

whenever I see a video of someone stealing phones, which become useless GPS trackers the moment you take them, instead of headphones and accessories, I assume they're either the stupidest criminals ever or a paid police psyop to increase local desire for a surveillance state.