that1guy

Neigh. 28 now. hospital pharmacist.

[that1guy @that1guywhois26]

@simcoehole @theswandrowned Me too!! Didn’t realize it was obvious for so many. I’ve stopped myself from tagging you in several other posts tonight

[christmas swan ⚢ ⋆｡˚ ⁀➷ @theswandrowned]

Who’d lose no nut November first

[Dogtooth @3ncephalitic4u]

A dog without an owner is nothing

[Daniel @dadogeking]

Sorry for letting despair get to me i forgot that at my core i am someone who overcomes

[♱ @2amstalker]

Me.

[pixie @goofhours]

of course i have a praise k*nk.. i was ignored as a child.

[Cinna @SBrcinna]

He doesn’t say it often, but he likes being pampered behind the ears...until Zadavia calls
#techrev #revtech #loonatics

[Alyssum @fiadhoe]

hey man idk if ur free but me and the boys were probably going to hang out and press on our eyes until we see spots if you want to come along

[肉魂菩薩 @anrxcangel1997]

lift ten times your weight. voraciously consume sugary liquids. kill anyone who doesnt smell like you. ant mode.

[oma @islimesolow]

shoutout to my favourite coping mechanism, isolation

[sexual penis @sexual__penis]

Can they invent a new type of gay guy? Kinda tired of the anxious-avoidant high achievers who gave up on artistic aspirations to make money/party and who grew up with a harsh, emotionally smothering mom and emotionally distant dad … it’s getting old

[CMO™🗯️ @5FRANK_8]

i really can't shake the feeling that it's already too late for me like whatever chance i had is long gone and im just here stuck, watching life pass me by daily

[gauri @ilovemomos412]

Im bedrotting and doomscrolling in the most fuckable years of my life

[puter @modelocigarette]

goon fap the sound of my plap I beat it on and on and on and on and

[esoteric fat boy @esotericfatboy]

gay guys arent born with armpit kinks, it comes from prolonged contact with bears and otters without proper PPE, then one day you wake up poly. its a toxoplasmosis really.

[mystery wizard monkey @smolpooki]

yes im a whore im just non-practicing

[SALT | 솔트 @_salllt]

Legoshi 🐺💜💜
#furry #beastars

[kefka trade @dumbhotvirgo]

How it feels to be single and gay and 30 https://t.co/xZp3YXPffo