young kimchi

Awkward Adult. General All-Around Shithead. I am video games.

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Telling the waiter at Chili's I'm high so they'll bring me more water

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@imlanadeathrey Sounds expensive. Have fun on your date!

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@imlanadeathrey Where you wanna go?

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This platform is fuckin wild. I just saw the JFK assassination footage and was not prepared

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It would be really cool if I inherited a cozy, comfy farm and just vibed for a while

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She bugs on my bunny till I fudd

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Pay cut, pay raise, who cares? I still won't want to do these dogshit jobs

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Manifesting the work, gym, game life. Pray for me

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Why aren't there mushroom specific hiking trails?

Just rows of big and little shroomies to admire while you go on a silly walk for your mental health

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@bioware More reach

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Family is more important than blood

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If I never work again it'll be too fuckin soon

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The only dates I get

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@ponfarr4lovers
Putting filtered water in the bong and Community on the big screen

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Preserve your happiness, don't get a job

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After a week of vacation and 2 hours back on the job I've come to the conclusion that it's not just me. This job actually sucks ass

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@mikeelikes_it I go to therapy, thank you

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Anxiety when you're buying weed?

Panic at the dispo

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@tacobell bring back the apple empanadas you cowards

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Confession time:
When I was a teenager I had my own landline phone in my room and my VM greeting was the beginning of a Nickleback song. My grandma left me a very pointed voice-mail about it.