Steve (Cap) 🏳️‍⚧️

creative writer, bi/demi/poly, humanist naturalist

(they/them)

[Steve (Cap) 🏳️‍⚧️ @that1weirdkid]

"What a person receives and what a person deserves is only tangentially and coincidentally related." -Welcome To Night Vale, ep. 122, 'A Story of Love and Horror'

[Steve (Cap) 🏳️‍⚧️ @that1weirdkid]

Yeah so... Twitter isn't telling me when *the one account I want notifications from* tweets. But it's sending me legions of unsolicited notifications about accounts I don't follow and have no interest in.

Maybe I'll rejoin later, but I'm gonna uninstall 😐

[Steve (Cap) 🏳️‍⚧️ @that1weirdkid]

Yeah so until this website functions better, this account basically only exists to follow and ❤️ tweets by @alyankovic

I exist elsewhere; DM me if that interests you

[Steve (Cap) 🏳️‍⚧️ @that1weirdkid]

Not sure how I've found a partner who will watch me passionately lip sync to "Weird Al" Yankovic's entire discography with complete adoration, but for some reason he enjoys that and I love him for it 😂

[Steve (Cap) 🏳️‍⚧️ @that1weirdkid]

it's me I'm the boyfriend

[Steve (Cap) 🏳️‍⚧️ @that1weirdkid]

I kid, but really, it was an excellent night. "Weird Al" Yankovic was 100/10, as usual. And Emo Phillips performed one of the best monologues I have ever seen. Worth every penny and every day spent waiting between the initial date and its reschedule. Just absolutely fantastic 💖

[Steve (Cap) 🏳️‍⚧️ @that1weirdkid]

Had an absolutely wonderful night with the love of my life 💕💕💕
And my partner was there too!

[Steve (Cap) 🏳️‍⚧️ @that1weirdkid]

Gonna be in the same room as @alyankovic tonight 💖💕 #theunfortunatereturnoftheridiculouslyselfindulgentilladvisedvanitytour

[Steve (Cap) 🏳️‍⚧️ @that1weirdkid]

@FishParadox Tumblr is how I figured out I'm trans

[Steve (Cap) 🏳️‍⚧️ @that1weirdkid]

@FishParadox I've had the same account since like 2012 so 🤷

[Steve (Cap) 🏳️‍⚧️ @that1weirdkid]

@SparkNotes *Monty Python voice* because.. they're both made of wood

[Steve (Cap) 🏳️‍⚧️ @that1weirdkid]

anyway apparently my grandma is dying

[Steve (Cap) 🏳️‍⚧️ @that1weirdkid]

me: *takes one step outside my social isolation chamber*

seemingly everyone I know:

[Steve (Cap) 🏳️‍⚧️ @that1weirdkid]

Idk this is a vibe post

I'm reading a novel, cooking more, did some art the other day, took a bath.. I'm jamming on self care RN

Also getting my to-do list in order & setting better boundaries with my time

Proud of my progress 💪

[Steve (Cap) 🏳️‍⚧️ @that1weirdkid]

Starting to feel like I am getting in touch with my core self again. Increasingly confident that I am doing things at my own pace. Feel like I'm really getting the hang of taking care of myself 💜

[Steve (Cap) 🏳️‍⚧️ @that1weirdkid]

@WholesomeMeme @tlkateart I love this artist! 💖 Got me through some rough times!

[Steve (Cap) 🏳️‍⚧️ @that1weirdkid]

me trying to make new friends:
*is doing fine probably*
[Oh no I'm completely incompetent. They probably think I'm super weird. I'm making them uncomfortable aren't I. They're gonna vent about me behind my back and tell everyone how awkward I am--]
🫠

[Steve (Cap) 🏳️‍⚧️ @that1weirdkid]

Look I love my friends but

[Steve (Cap) 🏳️‍⚧️ @that1weirdkid]

not me, standing in my kitchen, eating Cheetos mac n cheese out of the pot while speaking to six people at once, trying to coordinate two different social events and figure out what I'm cooking tonight