David Kraynik

Cheers! Dad, Husband, Gamer, self-employed lover of all things good. B.A. in Film Studies. A.S. in Turfgrass Science.

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@elonmusk Remember the good ol’ days when you had to pay $8 to go be heard in the town square?

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@SurvivorPenner No John Williams? You’re crazy Penner, lol

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

Elly De La Cruz is the first Major Leaguer since 1900 with 10+ homers and 8+ stolen bases before May ⚡️

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@Criterion @criterionchannl Where is a criterion edition of “Wild at Heart?”

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@TheFireMaan I was living in San Jose at that time and was going to take my future wife to that game and thought her first NFL game as a visitor in Raider territory might not be the best idea. With how the game went, I don’t know if we would have survived. Lol

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@StalkingKyle @MatchboxTwenty North wasn’t my cup of tea, but I’ve absolutely been your guys’ biggest defender. These b-sides prove me right. You’re the only group coming anywhere near making modern Beatles songs. Love you guys! Keep going!

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@UniversalPics why was Back to the Future color corrected so badly that it came out blue? What are we doing?

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@NewStripeCity He has a few good games left in him for his career. Don’t forget he was a major reason the defense was bad last year. He’s slow. He can’t cover any TE releasing over the middle. Below average in run stoppage. I’d say a 7th rounder is right. Not like it matters. We can’t draft.

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@TheFireMaan Say what you will about Marvin Lewis and overstaying his welcome. Lewis built 2 Super Bowl caliber rosters during his tenure and consistently made the playoffs through a tough AFC North. Zac Taylor got handed Burrow and Chase and has built nothing.

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@TheFireMaan The issue isn’t if, but when. ZT has a track record for having every one of his teams “turn it around.” That’s the problem. This is a yearly cycle Bengals fans find themselves in with him at the helm. His unfitness for the job has been masked by the elite talent.

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@Nicholaspkirby Yeah but…Jonathan India…or David Bell…or something…

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@CBoxTrace I can only watch the Angels’ broadcast being in their market and they were going nuts.

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@Nicholaspkirby And Espinal just hit a burner off a righty for an RBI. Another hole saved!!!!

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@zacbrownband Window Raisin’ Granny by Gladys Knight & The Pips

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@ReneeGiraldy @kcalnews Go clear that brush then.

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@mattlieb Coffee for wife. Lemonade for daughter. Veggie sticks for Lieb. This tracks.

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Fuckin dope. @robertrandolph

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@zimwhodey The Wire

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

.@jonstewart on the GOP's conditional disaster relief: We shouldn't just look out for the people who consistently vote for us

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

“These fires were unstoppable,” this fire chief said. The dry conditions, the 100 mph winds that grounded ALL air support the first 27 hrs, made these fires “unstoppable.” EVERY firefighter has said the same. You can choose to accept that hard truth or you can choose the easier path and be like Trump & @elonmusk & too many others and just get political & blame someone.