Chell Oslund

I'm on an adventure with my angst. You are all my mangs. I'm going to make the world a better place with my company Chell Co. I am Satan lord of darkness.

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BIG things are happening people! Keep an eye out for future promotions from potential new buyers? Who could they be? You'll have to wait to find out. #ChellCo2

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Unfortunately after years of neglect, we here at Chell co. have decided its time to announce that Chell co is officially bankrupt. Due to unforeseen circumstances, we have no choice but liquidate all assets. If any of you would like to purchase Chell co. please dm us. #ChellCo

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Man I remember being in YIG and staying up PAST MIDNIGHT, now I don’t know if I’ll make it past 9pm! #MakeYIGGreatAgain #MYGA

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@McDonalds I need that #szechuansauce m-m-Morty!

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Microwave or oven?

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You like my Twitter? @Emma

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That wasn't a Snapchat @MatthewTernus

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Pretty good at leaving first and last impressions 🍆💦😫

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@MatthewTernus

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Dumb Jacob quotes, "What if babies have really good hearing and just ruin their hearing by crying. Then dead babies could hear really well."

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I dont believe in past lives, but I must've done something really fucking terrible in a past life to deserve this. Forgive me#Elections2016

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@totallycarson Not gunna lie that's literally me when I'm driving! #NationalCatDay

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Sah-Dah-Goo-Do #GoodGirlsRevolt

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When Trump interrupts you and you about to lose yo sh*t #debatenight

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When it's ten minutes into the debate and he gives you that look 😍😘😍🍒 #TrumpTripleDown #Debate

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Overwatch pro! Just won a competing ranked match. Only lost 6 games before it. #Pro #GetOnMyLevel

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Jesus took the original L, so we could all have a W. #blessed

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My spirit animal…

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It's funny how reflections change…