laser linda

Most people call me Linda, but you can call me tonight. BLM

[laser linda @that_ginger22]

She sine on my cosine till I tangent

[crust bucket @eeeosburn]

Saying im rubbing one out when scratching my eye

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

*drags my fat body away wetly*

[Gambel’s quail @holzawn]

Me realizing that I just answered the phone call that turns your floor into a drumset

[b @wwxwashere]

check on your friends, you never know what they’re going through 💔 (ao3 went down on a sunday)

[❰❰𝐼𝑠𝑟🔪𝑙❱❱℡+970 @daanjiji]

I wrote your tweet

[Cha🧋 @BlastEnvy]

Je suis sur ao3 pendant que mes élèves sont en contrôle

[ɳαƭɦαɳ⸆⸉ ⋆˚࿔ ☁️ @stylebynate]

i won’t:
1. confess that i waited
2. but i let the lamp burn
3. as the men masqueraded
4. i hoped you’d return
5. with your feet on the ground
6. tell me all that you’ve learned
7. ‘cause love’s never lost when perspective is earned

[lisa 𑣲 @lalalactoast]

getting this pop up everytime i open a new fic to read feels like being on the titanic while it’s filling with water

[daily reputation @dailyreputation]

there's glitter on the floor after the party

[Old Man Rattle @OldRattleMan]

rubbing peanut butter all over my fat stomach at best buy

[clarissa 🐡 @mrworldwidest]

not everyone can handle a girl who loves corned beef hash

[lana dei ree tardy oswald part2 @antimobwokecel]

im so drunk and in love with you sorry for being fat

[yara @onyxnightt]

Joe Alwyn and Matty Healy playing in Taylor’s purse

[nick 🍓 @saintplush]

reading fanfics is so fun i wish romantic attraction was real

[thank you, kimari 🦋 @onthattightrope]

anybody else feeling like the very last drops of an ink pen