The king of the Pond

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I think the worst thing I’ve ever said to a girl was back in like 2014 when this girl I thought was good looking put ‘’who’s awake 👀’’ on their story and I replied in third person saying ‘‘Olly Canning is awake’’
Keeps me up at night

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Well I watched 84 movies this year

[Miami is broke @NeverWasInMiami]

Anyone can have a child but not everyone can get a fortnite skin

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@DailyLoud I hate sand

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@HealedByLight @DailyLoud An order could be $40 or $400 the delivery is no different, tips ain’t mandatory

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@cctvidiots

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Yer Nans mourning Wilkos

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A dead body

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

What instantly ruins a hamburger for you?

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YES BROTHER

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You can burn all the sage you want, but I’ll be back

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this chicken is cold in the middle

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@joe_coffin @RoastHimJim Ain’t have to do me like that

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Realised I was getting old yesterday when at the checkouts at sainsburys one of my items didn’t have a barcode or price tag and I almost said ‘’guess that means it’s free then’’

[malle🇹🇿 @d4ncefloorluv]

BREAKING: Celebrity pop star DJ Khaled has joined the search for the missing titanic submarine after he himself was lost at sea 2 years ago.

[(follow my new acc @Kelofkel_) @Kelofkel__]

“Miles… the hardest thing about Fortnite is…

You can’t always get the victory royale…”

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Most reasonable Garfield fan

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

In 1979, 16 year old Brenda Ann Spencer was arrested after killing two people in California. When asked why she did it, her reply was "I just don't like Mondays.”

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She Freddie’d on my Fazbear

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Sorry my bad, had a few too many drinks last night

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Gigantic 13-foot crocodile found with its head ripped off on Australian beach 😳