Shane (Like Alan Ladd)

Everything said with a 😏 and a 😉 and an unforgiving head of hair.
Alleged Southern finance bro, minus the puffy vest (allegedly).

[Shane (Like Alan Ladd) @THAT_TomCollins]

If I said it once, I've said it a thousand times.

It's not so much that I like them, it's that they FN LUV ME. 😎

[Taya Bass @travelingflying]

Black woman complains that Black women fawn over White men.

White men just can’t help being so attractive.

[Shane (Like Alan Ladd) @THAT_TomCollins]

@TslaGroupie @Rich_Cooper I do all right. 😉

It's kind of a moot point, though. Women have shown me time and time again that when they REALLY want to be around me, they'll do so without my having to jump through hoop$.

[Shane (Like Alan Ladd) @THAT_TomCollins]

Possibly.

Could also be that, for more than four generations, the maternal side of my family tree has this habit of creating all of these pretty blonde chirrens (my mother, me, my daughter, and my granddaughter). 😉

The "tall" is definitely from my father's side, and I have no one but myself to blame for "fit" and "tan". 💪😎

[Shane (Like Alan Ladd) @THAT_TomCollins]

@JackNapierNot I've certainly let lesser women ruin my life, so... yeah.

[Shane (Like Alan Ladd) @THAT_TomCollins]

When others show up with a sledgehammer and a bundle of dynamite, @RationalMale arrives on the scene with the skill and precision of a neurosurgeon.

Thank you, good sir! 🤘😎

[Rollo Tomassi @RationalMale]

This is a false equivalency. People confuse “optimization” with “hypergamy“. Both men and women optimize; meaning they want the best they can get, of anything and everything. But only women are Hypergamous, here’s why…👇🏻

https://t.co/tE2iwhKMMR

[Shane (Like Alan Ladd) @THAT_TomCollins]

Wait... WUT?

[Tiffany Fong @TiffanyFong]

It’s over for you boys

[Shane (Like Alan Ladd) @THAT_TomCollins]

@TiffanyFong Wait... WUT?...?

[Shane (Like Alan Ladd) @THAT_TomCollins]

@KILLTOPARTY I'm positive that this SNL skit has it's own private wing in many a spank bank.

[Shane (Like Alan Ladd) @THAT_TomCollins]

@JackNapierNot Here she is in 1996 at the age of 27.

Wherever she found that fountain of youth, she should return it immediately.

[Shane (Like Alan Ladd) @THAT_TomCollins]

Felt this one in my soul. 😂

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

I’m sorry son that you haven’t been born yet because your bitch mom has me blocked on instagram

[Rollo Tomassi @RationalMale]

Better an honest whore than a duplicitous prude.

[Shane (Like Alan Ladd) @THAT_TomCollins]

@JaneDummette @Rich_Cooper Two reasons, actually.

To get a little bit of my time and to be my favorite.

(They're all my favorite.)

[Shane (Like Alan Ladd) @THAT_TomCollins]

@darmamar @Rich_Cooper Possibly.

Could it also be that I'm over six feet tall, fit, tan, with an unforgiving head of blonde hair?

[Retro Recall (☥𝐃𝐁) @RetroMoviesDB]

I would trade in the entire Star Wars Sequel Trilogy for Dredd 2.

[Shane (Like Alan Ladd) @THAT_TomCollins]

@RationalMale FUCK. YES.

[Shane (Like Alan Ladd) @THAT_TomCollins]

@rawmilkhoney Wait... who stopped...? 😏

[Shane (Like Alan Ladd) @THAT_TomCollins]

@HabitualLinest 4. 🔥🔥🔥

5. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Thank goodness that you didn't have a 6th point to make because you would've reduced this corner of X to ashes. 🤘😎

[Shane (Like Alan Ladd) @THAT_TomCollins]

I've been blessed to have had the pleasure of getting to know a few women from Côte d'Ivoire in my lifetime.

😎🤌

[Shane (Like Alan Ladd) @THAT_TomCollins]

@pallnandi The OF chicks give the latter option their full-throated endorsement.

[Aetius @AetiusRF]

We have the national guard at the national mall to protect it from Democrats trying to destroy it is such an insane statement to say but here we are I guess