Cyrus Malhotra

Software Developer and UX Designer....
Okay, in my defence, I made this twitter page long before the pandemic...
Small town boy destined to make it big! 🤗

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@OfficialHIMYM Pulling down her pants
Yanking off my own,
Underneath the Mistle-Toe
I'll make your sister moan.
Ohh!!
Heather's hot, Heather's hot,
We'll go all the way!

"Little Minnesota" (Season 4, Episode 11)

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@VishalDayama टकरायेंगे नक्षत्र-निकर,
बरसेगी भू पर वह्नि प्रखर,
फण शेषनाग का डोलेगा,
विकराल काल मुँह खोलेगा।
दुर्योधन! रण ऐसा होगा।
फिर कभी नहीं जैसा होगा।

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@TomP1Bellingham Different pic though.. 🤔

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@TomP1Bellingham I just tweeted the same damn meme for The Funniest Tweets! And you beat me to it..!!! @TomP1Bellingham 😭

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You can't park there, sir! 😂 #P1

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@DC_Ranchi sir, there was no action taken unlike what it says on the "Action Taken" report. I'm truly perplexed by the utter ignorance shown in this case which leads me to think about the purpose of my taxes paid by cutting down a considerable portion of my hard-earned money.

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@DC_Ranchi Dear sir, I am a tax-paying citizen of Ranchi and I have been raising concerns about the abysmal standards of roads and drainage in my neighbourhood for the past 1 year but no action is being taken. I raised a grievance to the PMO portal as well (PMOPG/E/2023/0240652).

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@MercedesAMGF1 Enough with the race runs already.... Please do some quali runs now... You're giving me anxiety! 🥺

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@teamfourstar Hype-Ebola Crying Chamber

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@fiagirly Ahhh... The catharsis...!!!! 😂

[Chennai Super Kings @ChennaiIPL]

Magizchi 🫰🤩

#LSGvCSK #WhistlePodu #Yellove 🦁💛

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@BonJovi It's my life..!!!!! 😍

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@KnottyCommander Sooo... That aged like a carton of milk... 😅

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@thevirdas DM me when you need a personal cheerleader!

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Also, I refuse to believe there would ever be a tender to construct half a road. The contracts should have received funds to construct a full-width road. Yet there's only half of one. Where did half the funds go???
I tweeted about this exactly a year from now when this started.

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This is how the locals of Shastri Nagar in Kanke Rad have decided to cope with the arduous condition of the road after a pregnant lady fell off the bike. This solution is far more dangerous but what option does one have when the authorities don't do their due diligence.

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After they uproot a perfectly functioning road more than a year ago. They have constructed half a road before this patch of terror but even that has proved counter-productive as it is far more dangerous. Everyone wants to drive on the done-half which has led to many collisions.

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@kaleenbahya @munawar0018 Protesting is fine. But singling out one person and following that person around the campus (as we see in the video) is textbook harassment. Protests are happening from both sides. But there is a way of conducting that, right?

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@ShrivathsaG @munawar0018 You're right everyone has the right to protest but then why is one protest "holding the school ransom" and the other one just a protest? You said EVERYONE, right? So which one is it? Okay to protest or not okay to protest? Coz it should be the same for both..

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@ShrivathsaG @munawar0018 A mob should not be following a girl around. If you wanna say something there is a peaceful way of doing so.