Viewtiful Zoe

A collection of seven billions atoms, oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, calcium, and phosphorus winging their way through life

[Viewtiful Zoe @that_z_shit]

I shot all of these last year and I never shared them. 2020 is gonna be the year that I do more with my photography; Learn more, create more, share more!

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@a_satz Yeah until you realize big toilet paper is in bed with big bidet

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Protein coffee is a just a plot pushed onto us by big toilet paper #StayWoke

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People with no discernment piss me off

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It’s always so funny when you’re watching a show and it looks like it’s set in America but sometimes feels off, then you realize it’s in Canada

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Gas prices are higher than giraffe pussy right now, this is ridiculous

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Occam is rolling in his grave. Y’all are overthinking this. We had giant rockets that released massive explosive power to overcome gravity by sheer force. The shuttle didn’t have a supercomputer onboard because we had teams of hyper obsessed nerds running the math

[Robin Redmile-Gordon @WhatNowDoc]

I’m sorry, I used to think the “conspiracy theorists” were just nutters. This week I’ve decided we were conned. Hear me out. That 1969 spacecraft I watched on my black and white TV had less computing power than your wristwatch, less than some thermostatic controllers I have on my walls. This week NASA sent a $93billion spacecraft to *orbit* the moon, just orbit, in preparation for an actual moon landing in a few years time.
Why on earth would it take us 57 years, and a $93b test flight, with the compute power and comms facilities we have today, if we’d already done it successfully, once before, with so little, 57 years ago.
Nah, I’m now with the conspiracy theorists.

[Figgy 🇲🇽 🇮🇷 🇨🇴 🇫🇷 🇺🇸 🇪🇬 @RaymondBarrone]

The enshittification of apps so you can pay for premium is a cancer

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but your Firestick has an internet browser that can stream videos. Bookmark some good sites and stop letting these streaming services play in your face

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@RaymondBarrone It’s gonna be hard to go back

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I made a joke during a virtual team meeting, had the whole team dying of laughter and saw my manager spit out his drink. That promotion is mine 🙂‍↕️

[Elsie not Elise 💿 @ElsienotElisee]

A screenshot of an email I received today asking me to manufacture controversy for engagement. The rage bait flooding your timelines is not accidental, its BY DESIGN

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

call me "woke" or whatever but I think the Superbowl should have less football and more dancing latinas

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The salute emoji gotta be my favorite emoji to use at work, I can’t explain it

[Optism Prime Wav 💮🛡️ @wavgawd]

In that hoe critiquing DJ sets

[t. @taeseru]

remmick if he got his hands on sammy:

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After being surrounded by beaches and palm trees for the past week, going through the Cancun airport was so overwhelming, had to put my stimi blockers on to cancel out all the noise

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I was about to reach out to my manger to give me permissions for something I didn’t have access to, then I realized I had admin permissions and could add myself to the access list. I fear I’ve become important at work

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@RaymondBarrone @agentdrizzy WTF, This is really weird to my ear