Abbey Smith

Franciscan mystic with more questions than answers. Badass-adjacent.

[Abbey Smith @thatabbeysmith]

If there isn’t room for everyone at the table you are at the wrong table.

[Abbey Smith @thatabbeysmith]

Oh man. I think it’s finally time to say goodbye to the bird app and I’m heartbroken. There is a treasure trove here. My life changed here. I’m on all the other places by the same name, if that matters to you. Thank you for everything, Twitter. You will be missed.

[Abbey Smith @thatabbeysmith]

Hey evangelicals saying prayer works and *that’s* why god spared Florida from Milton, please explain why god didn’t spare Florida, Georgia, the Carolinas, Virgina or Tennessee from Helene. Did yall not pray hard enough or were they just godless sinners that couldn’t be saved?

[Abbey Smith @thatabbeysmith]

Watching Agatha All Along with straight people is wild

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

this debate has EVERYTHING: dog eating, baby killing, transgender operations on illegal aliens in prisons

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

illegal transgender alien

[Abbey Smith @thatabbeysmith]

@injuryandpardon if you still have my phone number I would really like to have a text conversation with you.

[Abbey Smith @thatabbeysmith]

I put two earrings in an ear piercing today, I destroyed my AirPods, and I left out three major ingredients for my dinner. Anxiety is fun. Now excuse me while I eat this absolutely dry and dusty meal.

[Abbey Smith @thatabbeysmith]

@michelle_byoung I have had a terrible day and this made me laugh so hard, thank you

[Abbey Smith @thatabbeysmith]

😂😂😂😂😂

[Michelle_BYoung @michelle_byoung]

If I send you this picture, know that I have no business doing what I’m doing but I’m doing it ANYWAY 🤷🏾‍♀️😂

[Abbey Smith @thatabbeysmith]

If you’re going to lie at least make sure it’s not as easy as two clicks to prove you’re lying.

[Abbey Smith @thatabbeysmith]

@PortiaNoir I have been grateful to each of these versions of you, I’m so grateful you are here, every single time I encounter you.

[Abbey Smith @thatabbeysmith]

@ChrisGeorgeBerg Smarter than you that’s for sure

[Abbey Smith @thatabbeysmith]

@ChrisGeorgeBerg Trust me I don’t think you’re smart either. Enjoy that intro class, you’re doing great🙄

[Abbey Smith @thatabbeysmith]

@ChrisGeorgeBerg @DnDMDea @SpookyCountry @PanasonicDX4500 @jonfavs actually have the chops to go into a real theological conversation. Keep reading the Bible in Greek, I’m sure the book of judges is a real hoot in Koine 🙄

[Abbey Smith @thatabbeysmith]

@ChrisGeorgeBerg @DnDMDea @SpookyCountry @PanasonicDX4500 @jonfavs The ESV’s main criticism is that, as a literal translation, it’s widely considered difficult to read, which is why you said “it’s easy to read” when I questioned it cuz you want to seem smart, it’s a trick of every Theo bro who maybe made it through an OT survey class but doesn’t

[Abbey Smith @thatabbeysmith]

@ChrisGeorgeBerg @DnDMDea @SpookyCountry @PanasonicDX4500 @jonfavs Oooh I get it, you’re an apologetics based Catholic who reads the esv doesn’t know the first thing about hermeneutics, got it.

[Abbey Smith @thatabbeysmith]

@ChrisGeorgeBerg @DnDMDea @SpookyCountry @PanasonicDX4500 @jonfavs Wrongo buttercup, but expecting accuracy from you is clearly a mistake.

[Abbey Smith @thatabbeysmith]

@ChrisGeorgeBerg @DnDMDea @SpookyCountry @PanasonicDX4500 @jonfavs How Christlike of you 😂😂😂😂😂

[Abbey Smith @thatabbeysmith]

Um. @ComEd is this supposed to look like this?