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i have heartburn

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yea sex is cool but u ever been so dehydrated that when u drink water u can feel it going into every molecule of ur body

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normalize hickeys

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small business saturday, am i right??

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today i earnestly thirsted over a gym selfie and am now scrolling twitter for memes to send him. down real bad

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when the motion activated sink doesn’t recognize your hand is there, that’s gaslighting

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i can’t match with men on dating apps bc i take myself VERY seriously

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if sea turtles tried paper straws they would understand

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@local__celeb i learned to pronounce wabansia from the bus voice and was humiliated when i found out it’s wrong

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just thinking about when scott walker said his bald spot was from hitting his head on a cabinet lmao

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@imteddybless

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i used to try to tweet and be cool but i’ve really embraced my 2011-era persona of unironically @-ing and using hashtags

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gotta keep my boy charles #loveislandusa

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not the passive aggressive “some people have been saying”! not that! the entire point of drama in the villa is that you can pinpoint exactly who said what to who and call them out!! #loveislandusa

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it’s pretty indicative of his entire time in the villa that jeremy brought genny back and clearly doesn’t even like her very much lol #loveislandusa

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it’s a truth widely accepted that the men who dodge the pies are the absolute slimiest #loveislandusa

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c’mon the RULE is you kiss your partner, marry your best friend, and pie anyone who’s wronged you or your pals. this isn’t hard!! #LoveIslandUSA

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@geekxxchic oh for sure!! i’m just thinking for manufacturing drama. going to casa amor in the current couples, cinco and trina can both just move on in peace. if they recouped cash would have (misguided) faith in cinco staying with her

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they should let cashay and cinco recouple first. trina moves right on to her next boo, cash holds out for cinco, and cinco recouples with the next girl to bat her eyelashes at him #loveislandusa

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i really don’t get this timing?? shannon/josh and kyra/will are the only couples that’ll be tested right now? since trina and cinco are already on the outs #loveislandusa

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ok no but how did US start a week after UK but casa amor is happening for both at the same time?? #loveislandusa