lamps

cohost of @wahomic / comedian in nyc

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isn’t clitoris the guy who flew too close to the sun?

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I ate the pigeon

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saw a dead pigeon on the ground... reminded me to live every day like it’s my last and also eat stuff off the ground

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crouching unc hidden auntie

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walking around walmart without a gun and now I got gomo

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“let’s get this fit pic off in front of an open garage”

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hometown couples look for the ugliest backdrop possible to take a poorly lit thanksgiving picture in front of

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want to start an improv group called slipknut but nobody wants to do improv with me (the name isn’t the problem)

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love when steve starts cooking and says posting schedule be damned

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going to see geese tonight and am hoping gen z will respect a senior citizen (32) just trying to enjoy a pilsner in the back

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gettin pussy at toyotathon

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if you ain’t indigenous get tf out my bigenous

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we need croc guardian caps with jibbitz on the helmets

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

NFL announced that it is entering into a multi-year deal with @Crocs. More information on what
teams are affected:
https://t.co/jtSD8rOh6y

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tmz office looks fun everyone’s standing and shooting the shit all day

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british dudes be having the ugliest calf tats you’ve ever seen

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keep that shit professional, man

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this is why I only cheat on MY wife AT work

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bieber should’ve just let mkgee sing the songs too

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my girlfriend just showed me her work husband’s LinkedIn… I’m so cooked

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hell yea we fuckin do

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

White people be like I have Pet Sounds on vinyl

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

White people be like I have Pet Sounds on vinyl