Cameron

I'm just doing stuff man (still 6'4") |

[Cameron @emptyflash]

*addressing the legume society* chickpeas and lentilmen,

[Cameron @emptyflash]

Workaholics be like “it’s 9am somewhere”

[maya @mayapo1ogies]

just drove my chevy all the way to the levy. you’re not gonna fucking believe this.

[Cameron @emptyflash]

Call me Danny boy the way the pipes are calling me (my prewar radiator will not shut the fuck up)

[Omar Rizwan @rsnous]

L'Industry City. Is that anything

[Kayuin🦭👽🛸 @KayuinS]

evil car seat headrest: keep smoking we hate you and we want you to die

[matt @mattybtweets69]

I guess they're finally hiring a new allocator to be their logo

[Fatmireplay2muchbruhh @Crapmire]

farting at the top of my lungs

[Cameron @emptyflash]

Boy built like a box of birds

[Cameron @emptyflash]

Tom Petty x Josh Cash mashup band call Petty Cash

[Cameron @emptyflash]

@v10101a Unfortunately

[Cameron @emptyflash]

Knowing is not half the battle. The battle is the whole battle.

[Cameron @emptyflash]

And the red fucker

[Cameron @emptyflash]

My favorite says a me streat characters are burnt and earny

[Horse slug @horseslug]

top 10 black forest ham moments

[Cameron @emptyflash]

You either get a hair cut or you're going to the care hut

[Cameron @emptyflash]

I might be the first person who knows but doesn’t know (iykydk)

[Cameron @emptyflash]

Buzzfeed the vampire slayer

[Cameron @emptyflash]

If tattoos are so good how come there’s no tathree

[Cameron @emptyflash]

Last night we left it to beaver

[metaphysical lamb @meta_lamb]

if “chances are slim” and “fat chance” both mean the odds are stacked against you, what is the ideal BMI of fate