Ashlyn Thomas

I am trying my best

[Ashlyn Thomas @thatashlyngirl]

the true indicator of inflation is the cost of Girl Scout cookies

[Ashlyn Thomas @thatashlyngirl]

You know you screwed up when @johngreen is coming after you

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

I’m a

⚪️ Man
⚪️ Woman
🔘 Midwesterner

Looking for

⚪️ bug spray
⚪️ bonfire
🔘 a big storm to roll in for entertainment

[Ashlyn Thomas @thatashlyngirl]

I hate the half packed stage of moving the most

[Ashlyn Thomas @thatashlyngirl]

I still cannot believe that I bought a house

[Ashlyn Thomas @thatashlyngirl]

I need to stop looking at all the Northern Lights pictures in the UP. It makes me want to move back to Marquette

[Ashlyn Thomas @thatashlyngirl]

They accepted my offer!

[Ashlyn Thomas @thatashlyngirl]

I sent in an offer on a house tonight. All I’m doing is staring at my phone waiting for my realtor to call

[Ashlyn Thomas @thatashlyngirl]

it’s absolute baloney to be required to pay to keep a certification I earned and continue to do continuing education for

[Ashlyn Thomas @thatashlyngirl]

I’m no longer associating with men who only use Snapchat to communicate

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

asked my bf how work was today

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

If he:

-Changes his entire look for you
-Travels 1,900 miles upstream to chase you
-Procreates and dies
-Replenishes an entire ecosystem with his carcass

He's not your valentine, he's a Chinook salmon

[Ashlyn Thomas @thatashlyngirl]

I lost the usb drive with my college transcript. It’s bs they want $8 dollars for an email

[Ashlyn Thomas @thatashlyngirl]

part of me wants them to release all of The Last of Us all at once, but the weekly anticipation gives me something to look forward to

[Badly Drawn Bears @BadlyDrawnBears]

If science is so great, why can they make dog sized bears? Xox

[Haydn Schneider @HaydnSchneider]

If you find yourself stressed out by this life, remember everyone dies and really not much matters while you’re here. I guess just try and be a good person, love the people in your life and try to enjoy the ride.

[Ashlyn Thomas @thatashlyngirl]

Maturity is turning down the heat a degree and grabbing another blanket every time the gas bill comes

[Ashlyn Thomas @thatashlyngirl]

if you are admitted to the hospital and require a blood transfusion, please don’t make your nurse call me and see if we have non-COVID vaccinated blood. We don’t. It’s not information gathered when someone donates. Stop asking

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

everyone I know with an IUD: love it! best decision of my life. also the insertion hurt so much that I passed out and saw god

[Chloe Condon @ChloeCondon]

Ok AI is cool and fun, but could we just take a step back and prioritize making printers work?