Avalon just Avalon

I don't know I'm a person or something

[Avalon just Avalon @thatavalonchick]

Sometimes the work of being a human is just no

[Flash Fiction Magazine @flashficmag]

"4 A.M. Burrito" by @thatavalonchick

#flashfiction
#amreading
#read
#reading https://t.co/dv1BLHI0dO

[Avalon just Avalon @thatavalonchick]

I think I trauma bonded with my phone...
#QuarantineLife

[Avalon just Avalon @thatavalonchick]

I think my favorite moment in all of Harry Potter is when Dumbledore awards Neville Longbottom points for standing up to his friends.

[Avalon just Avalon @thatavalonchick]

Ok all I'm saying is there's no reason phoenixes can't rise out of dumpster fires...
#HAPPYNEWYEAR #LetsDoThis #Bye2020

[Avalon just Avalon @thatavalonchick]

Me, looking through my notebook of story ideas: I think I just want to write about lesbian... I might be gayer than I thought...

[Avalon just Avalon @thatavalonchick]

I have two speeds: anxiety and bourbon. #Election2020

[Avalon just Avalon @thatavalonchick]

@quietbonnie @thetarotlady Right? Also, it sounds so antiquated and antiseptic. I call him what he is: my dead husband.

[Avalon just Avalon @thatavalonchick]

It seems I'm the rare giddy whiskey drunk. And I'm all about that fly. https://t.co/7DK0TwW6S2

[NPR @NPR]

Fact Check: Vice President Pence characterized the protests that followed George Floyd's killing as "rioting and looting."

That is misleading.

A recent report found that more than 93% of protests over the summer were peaceful.
https://t.co/vhqJJWFdo9

[Avalon just Avalon @thatavalonchick]

@quietbonnie @thetarotlady Like this is unrelated but I also call my dead husband my dead husband and just like you get it so thanks

[Avalon just Avalon @thatavalonchick]

Is it weird that I'm really glad that I'm not the only one who noticed the fly?

[Avalon just Avalon @thatavalonchick]

Probably how he looks when most things are over.

[Theresa Reed | The Tarot Lady @thetarotlady]

He looked relieved and deflated when the debate was over.

[Avalon just Avalon @thatavalonchick]

It appears that the appropriate amount of whiskey is in fact too much for my body. This is how drinking problems begin.

[Avalon just Avalon @thatavalonchick]

I need more whiskey. #VPDebate

[Avalon just Avalon @thatavalonchick]

An hour in and I've determined there is not enough whiskey in the world for this. There will never be enough whiskey.

[Avalon just Avalon @thatavalonchick]

Well that was a thing I spent an hour and a half of my precious precious time watching. #VPDebate

[Avalon just Avalon @thatavalonchick]

Pence saying "They're trying to pack the Supreme Court" is the political equivalent of accusing your SO of cheating when you're the one stepping out justsayin.

[Avalon just Avalon @thatavalonchick]

It's really rich for him to accuse them of wanting to change the rules when he's so blatantly ignoring them.

[Avalon just Avalon @thatavalonchick]

@Mike_Pence please stop going over time kthxbai

[Avalon just Avalon @thatavalonchick]

I LOLed IRL in that moment.

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Did Pence just say “stop playing politics with people’s lives?” Millions of Americans choke on whatever they’re eating. Irony has no place on a VP debate stage.