“After hearing the gunshots, many people yelled ‘Get down!’ which caused Nicki Minaj to start twerking. Can you believe it? She’s the only one that really understood what that meant.”
— Trump on the shooting at the White House Correspondents Dinner.
i did it once. he didn’t out right decline, just said he couldn’t go on a date that day because it was his grand father’s funeral. i never tried after that
None of this internet shit is real bro 😂😂😂 be 30 wake up after 1 eat breakfast at 2pm and it’s pizza smoke a blunt after that do whatever u want fuck a nigga named Stephen for real lmao
it’s really hard to feel sorry for Jon Jones because he did a lot of this to himself
- fights Reyes in a close fight
- refuses rematch and moves up, sitting out for a year
- refuses to fight Francis Ngannou, ends up sitting out for two more years
- says he wants to leave the UFC over pay dispute
- decides to sign a new 8 FIGHT DEAL at 35 years old right after a pay dispute instead of just fighting out his deal
- defeats Gane and becomes champ
- ducks Tom Aspinall and fights 40 year old Stipe Miocic who hasn’t fought in three years
- refuses $30M and ducks Tom Aspinall again and retires
- now wants to leave UFC again 2 fights into his 8 fight deal to fight Francis Ngannou who he previously refused to fight
Since Mike Johnson says members of Congress don't make enough money with just their salaries, may I suggest:
- Dialing back on those streaming subscriptions
- Reducing your cell phone plan
- Taking public transportation
- Eating cheaper cuts of meat
- Eating in more often
- Turning off the lights when you're not in the room
- Getting a part-time job at Walmart
- Growing a f-cking spine and stop whining
Signed,
Everyone trying to eke out a living in your shitty economy
Jeff Teague on Michael Jackson passing away on his NBA draft day:
“I told my family, ‘one Indiana legend died, another one was born,’ and they got mad.” 💀😭
(via @club520podcast)