bury me in waffle house

just a lil cuntry

[bury me in waffle house @thatbaikid]

they are NOT lmaooooo. bellies stay 10 months pregnant.

[Queen Barbie 🫦🌺💦 @Queengreat_bad]

how are alcoholics so skinny if alcohol is so high in calories????

[Steven Peterson 🏳️‍🌈 @squeakytoy]

Even worse is when there’s a decal. Like, why would you effectively tattoo your car with “CarMax”

[Steven Peterson 🏳️‍🌈 @squeakytoy]

I will never understand why people don’t remove the license plate cover with the name of the dealership where they bought their car

[Mel⚢ @moonlitebutch]

Everyone loves butches until they are on T, have Top surgery, or use he/him pronouns

If you're against them, you're against everything the butchfemme movement has created, and you're just ignorant who see butchfemme as an aesthetic

[𝐁𝐨𝐝𝐲'𝐨𝐟'𝐆𝐨𝐝💦 @Champagnediet1]

Fun fact:
If you’re only valued when you’re radiant, sensual and sweet but not when you’re sad, frustrated, or needing emotional depth then you’re being objectified and this goes for friendships too

[Bianca Del Rio @TheBiancaDelRio]

GIRL, NOBODY CARES. 🙄

[ً @artfuIchaos]

people will literally be mad at you for being right about them. like I’m sorry I figured out that you’re a piece of shit.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

when someone has insane lore but they use it as motivation to be a better person, rather than use it as an excuse to be a terrible person.

[davi ⚢ @grdnfae]

lesbian masculinity is one of the sexiest things to ever exist in this life. i love you lesbian masculinity, i would die for you

[tiffonii @Tiffoni__]

I hate being updated on people I don’t like. I do not care.

[bury me in waffle house @thatbaikid]

gotta loud ass bark and a deeper bite

[EvieGoesHard💙 @TransGirl]

Ban 55+ communities, make senior discounts illegal, mandatory drivers tests after 65 and for the love of god age caps for congress.

boomers are some of the most coddled fucks out there.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

These people will say shit like “trans people are mentally ill”

[bury me in waffle house @thatbaikid]

a million lesbians in portland and not a single fuckable one.

[bury me in waffle house @thatbaikid]

i can't wait for boomers to die off.

[Kristy Tillman @KristyT]

There's a lady on TT who inherited a house in a 55+ senior community, and her neighbors are now harassing her to sell the house.

[Kay @KaylarWill]

A prisoner of your own mind. No one in that entire building cares that you are there alone

[Action Bronson Arroyo @JBrink90]

LAWD HE STOMPIN

[Charlize Boné @charlizebone]

I love that you just never fucking know with me

[linlin¨̮ @JlNSOWL]

i DO actually think that politically illiterate lesbians shouldn’t use butchfemme labels. and nothing anyone says will change my mind

[esahc @49eerfc]

we need a word that’s more romantic than “fucking” but less corny than “making love” and we need it NOW