Mitch Sanders

[RP] Owner of the Lock & Key rock bar NYC. Cat rescuer. Just a normal guy in a normal job. Nothing to see here. #HatiNo

[Mitch Sanders @thatbaldmitch]

Sometimes I feel like the little pig that let the wolves move in with it.

[Mitch Sanders @thatbaldmitch]

There is no combination of words I've grown to dread more than "Hi, I'm Hati Hróðvitnisson and welcome to Jackass."

[Mitch Sanders @thatbaldmitch]

@sansreverence "He does."

[Hati Hróðvitnisson @moonhoundman]

Open Door - Part I https://t.co/JBlFfuFKEP

[Hati Hróðvitnisson @moonhoundman]

Open Door - Part II https://t.co/Mao2p1qzIB

[Mitch Sanders @thatbaldmitch]

@RazzleDazzly I foresee a lot of cleaning bills but... yeah that's something that needs to happen.

[Mitch Sanders @thatbaldmitch]

//All my TLs and DMs are broken >:(

[Mitch Sanders @thatbaldmitch]

@RazzleDazzly I don't know what's funnier, this video or the fact that Hati literally came crashing through the bar when I played it.

[Mitch Sanders @thatbaldmitch]

Number of days since I walked in on Hati singing country songs that feature yodelling: f̶o̶u̶r̶ zero.

[Mitch Sanders @thatbaldmitch]

@moonhoundman Is that... a thing... drug dealers do?

[Mitch Sanders @thatbaldmitch]

@moonhoundman You could at least be subtle about it.

[Mitch Sanders @thatbaldmitch]

For the record, I am gazing longingly at a bottle of red wine, a microwave dinner for one and suspect I've been overly optimistic tonight.

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*nose-bridge-pinching intensifies*

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Oh it's going to be THAT sort of evening, I see. Does anybody know what Hati's weaning himself off at the moment?

[Mitch Sanders @thatbaldmitch]

@firebrightspark @moonhoundman OH no. You're not getting ME involved.

[Mitch Sanders @thatbaldmitch]

@Fjorgynsdottir @thatbaldmitch I'll pass on those. Although I might take some of the food if Hati's not making it.

[Mitch Sanders @thatbaldmitch]

@moonhoundman Sometimes. Also you. A lot. You "broadcast your feelings," apparently.

[Mitch Sanders @thatbaldmitch]

@moonhoundman She says it's complicated. It's not all animals but there's no pattern to it.

[Mitch Sanders @thatbaldmitch]

The regularity with which Hati sleeps on the job would disturb me if it weren't for his talent for waking precisely as a customer arrives.

[Mitch Sanders @thatbaldmitch]

Hati appears to be having mixed feelings about our latest stray arrival.

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sext: i got a cat