The Cowboys are just the Bills doing their best Bengals impression.
This team is sorry. Top 5 offense in the league. Bottom 33 defense in the league if you include the Ohio State Buckeyes as an NFL team.
4:12pm on a Tuesday thought. The Knicks getting screwed in the lottery and getting the 3rd pick was the best thing to happen to the organization of recent memory.
Without that moment the domino effects of Brunson OG Mikal Kat seem very unlikely.
The Cowboys defense makes the Bengals O-Line look good. They have nothing to do with each other I just wanna gouge my eyes out with a rusty spoon watching the cowboys play
BREAKING: Cowboys vs Eagles is in a delay. I am hearing rumors that Dak Prescott is leading the cowboys through the most electric static stretch session right now in the locker room
If all dudes could come together and not buy RedZone this season we will have this “full commercial” thing lifted so fast…
We need a petition. We need to riot (maybe a safe controlled one tho)
I can be that beacon of hope. Men, bros, dudes and dudettes. We must come together.
Been off of Twitter because all of my time has been spent eating snack wraps. But for the love of god @dallascowboys can we pay Micah whatever he wants. Thanks.