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[🫗mj @thatbitchback]

“You should be on pubmed” 😭😭😭 I know this boy got no friends

[Mikli @CryptoMikli]

Clavicular says the average person isn't worth interacting with because all they do is watch football and drink beer

"There's really not that many people who are worth interacting with, I would say. Most people are extremely jester, or they've just completely misprioritized their lives"

"I would say the average person that you meet, who's an enjoyer of sports, who drinks beer, for example, and says, 'Let's go have a beer at the pub and watch Sunday football,' that's the worst thing that you could do. You should be on PubMed reading various different studies on how you could improve your looks"

[PokéMar 𓅪 @PokeMarr]

How wild is it that the Venus flytrap, arguably one of the cooler plants to exist, isn’t from the cloud forests of Colombia, or growing off limestone in Sumatra, but in Wilmington North Carolina

[✰🧃 @AddictKE_]

i think twitter has the smartest people out of all of the social medias

[Stunna ⛧ @wentsickomode]

Yes that’s why i never wanna hear that shit about “my grandma and grandad were together forever/marriages used to last” YEAH GRANNY WASNT ALLOWED TO HAVE A SAVINGS ACCOUNT OR GET AN APARTMENT ON HER OWN. SHE WAS A PRISNA!

[sonya 🐝 🇺🇦 @soufflewaffle]

the way homelander’s entire body language changed after losing powers was so good, that’s literally a kid. antony starr you are fantastic

[🫗mj @thatbitchback]

This app was super cool 9 years ago

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

you could be havin the worst day of ur fuckin life and here comes ur fat ass cat begging for food again

[Autumn Christian @teachrobotslove]

Your mother is problematic. Your father is problematic. Your son is problematic. Your aunt is problematic. The cashier at the local Tesco is problematic. You've probably bought a cookie from a bakery made by hands that have done unspeakable things. Every chocolate bar you've ever eaten has probably killed a 7 year old child slave in Cameroon. The gas that drives your car is fueled by engines of death. Every person who has ever smiled at you in the streets has committed some act that if you knew about it, would make you profoundly dislike them.

We have all been bad, small, petty, unlikeable, cruel, downright mean. Authors are not special "problematic" beings, they're just more public. Part of being an adult is recognizing that without mercy for our fellow human beings, and ourselves, we'd all be condemned to death. Reading fiction should help us understand that we're all irreparably tainted with evil, every system is corrupted, every line is broken.

And like, that's okay. That's what it means to be alive.

[bria @mangakagome]

i think about this often… truer words have never been spoken

[★ LIISA ★ @fcknlisa]

she's right and she should keep saying it. being known by nba fanboys is not the same as being known around the world and being relevant in pop culture. he was not no lebron, steph, kevin durant, anthony edwards type of celeb athlete

[sliccmic 𖤐 @sliccmic]

when i got a psychic reading for my cat and she said they fight because one cat thinks she is my soul guardian and that we are meant to be together and my other cat is just a regular animal

[jezz @JezziiB]

There is no gender war.
Men have been abusive, domineering and controlling for generations; and women are no longer tolerating it. Period.

[J!REH 🏆 @jirehpc]

“I don’t do politics” well now you doing 5 dollar gas nigga

[tyler ☠︎︎ @kingofbrethren]

when we’re discussing REAL relationship goals and i bring out mr. and mrs. beaver from narnia

[hyperrealgirl @luxxforlife]

we’re losing recipes 2016 was earth tones and neutrals and green bomber jackets and bape hoodies and supreme and adidas superstars and a full beat and half up half down hair and chokers and a boogie and lil uzi and chokers and skinny jeans and baseball caps and embroidered roses

[Michael @yosoymichael]

Jesus Christ has officially confirmed that she will reprise her role as God in “The Bible”

[❀ @marsrled]

it’s so cunty that the egyptians worshipped cats

[sophia @sadgirlnlove]

ele é tudo o que acham que o timothée é

[Kyle Gallner @KyleGallner]

Happy Easter

[The-random-Rath (COMMS open) @livio_art]

Posts like these are VERY worrying bc they showchase how much DETACHED we are growing to our natural world

And if people don't care, nobody will fight to save it from extinction.
Our world is filled with unique species, both extant and extinct, that challenge our immagination