local menace

brain on oobleck

[Kwazie @__kwazie]

Just burnt my tongue drinking tea, wine would never have done that to me.

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

Your dad when the players don't listen to him through the TV

[King Phelz 🇵🇹 @KingPhelz]

Athletico Madrid admin anytime a club comes to bid for Alvarez 😂

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

one of the healthiest habit anyone could learn is training yourself not to talk too much.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

nothing sexier than someone who intentionally wants to be better because they’re in love with you, not because they’re afraid to lose you.

[grace @gracefishlove]

sorry for being so vulnerable last night you’ll never hear from me again

[Saint @Saint_Cane]

Sometimes you gotta say “wow they really don’t gaf about me“ and move on

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

If true this would be a huge win for feminism. Women are grossly underrepresented in the dictatorship and authoritarianism fields

[ethan @ethanp0iss0n]

Her honeymoon should just be going home for a week

[Vannah 🖤 @psavannahhh]

Little black girls everywhere were so up😭😭

[CJ☔️ @samwakinsvv]

Mfs calling this a difference of opinions LMAO

[linux 🚩 @tuvati]

@HoopsCrave What's next, he's gonna require children to learn Arabic numerals!?!?! Oh god the horrors

[cart @cartjams]

bella thorne joins the cast and convinces rue to move to nyc to star in a daily dance show with her

[Nyx @mnenaaaa]

Things you feel like doing when you have an exam 5 hours away

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

You ever notice people become nicer once they realize you’re detaching? 😂

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

it’s like Mamdani is throwing a pizza and ice cream party for NYC, and the rest of us are stuck watching because our parents didn’t want to chip in.

[Lamine__officiel⭐️⭐️🇸🇳 @Laminereds]

Mon père m’a rappelé l’âge de Yamal.. je lui ai rappelé celui de Modric

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

Clinic didn’t block you sister call them ASAP

[leonel @leoneltudo]

me mata que los europeos suben los 39 grados y proceden a MORIRSE